I'm Re-Opening My Practice!

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 09:07:10 AM

Post your inner thoughts and feelings here if you want a random stranger to judge you on your worst aspects because I'm not a fucking pussy like Carl Rogers.

I'll also do dreams and shit, if you're into that.

To prove that I actually have something resembling a work ethic, I'll start with (I think) the only person in my previous thread that didn't get a psychological evaluation: RC.

Quote from: rc on July 06, 2015, 05:01:12 PM

You're fat.

TB · July 07, 2015, 09:08:52 AM

Good morning Dr. Freud.

DAS B00T x2 · July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM

I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

rC · July 07, 2015, 09:10:15 AM

:''''(

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 09:13:53 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 07, 2015, 09:08:52 AM

Good morning Dr. Freud.

Good morning to you, too. Are you looking for an evaluation, prescription, or are you just here for pleasantries, you filthy Acadian?

TB · July 07, 2015, 09:14:54 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:13:53 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 07, 2015, 09:08:52 AM
Good morning Dr. Freud.

Good morning to you, too. Are you looking for an evaluation, prescription, or are you just here for pleasantries, you filthy Acadian?

Evaluation please.

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM

I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 09:19:02 AM

Quote from: rc on July 07, 2015, 09:10:15 AM

:''''(

Psychology is no place for emotions, GTFO of my office, bitch!

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 09:19:44 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 07, 2015, 09:14:54 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:13:53 AM
Quote from: TBlocks on July 07, 2015, 09:08:52 AM
Good morning Dr. Freud.

Good morning to you, too. Are you looking for an evaluation, prescription, or are you just here for pleasantries, you filthy Acadian?
Evaluation please.

Total pegboy.

NEXT!

rC · July 07, 2015, 09:21:28 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:19:02 AM

Quote from: rc on July 07, 2015, 09:10:15 AM
:''''(

Psychology is no place for emotions, GTFO of my office, bitch!

im actually gonna kill myself now

TB · July 07, 2015, 09:22:37 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:19:44 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 07, 2015, 09:14:54 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:13:53 AM
Quote from: TBlocks on July 07, 2015, 09:08:52 AM
Good morning Dr. Freud.

Good morning to you, too. Are you looking for an evaluation, prescription, or are you just here for pleasantries, you filthy Acadian?
Evaluation please.

Total pegboy.

NEXT!

oh

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 09:22:51 AM

Quote from: rc on July 07, 2015, 09:21:28 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:19:02 AM
Quote from: rc on July 07, 2015, 09:10:15 AM
:''''(

Psychology is no place for emotions, GTFO of my office, bitch!
im actually gonna kill myself now

I'm prescribing your bitch-ass some heroin, calm your titties.

Rinev · July 07, 2015, 09:25:14 AM

I had a weird dream the other night. I was trying to find someone, not anyone I know, all I remember is that she was around my age and blonde. I was in a building that reminds me of a light house, there were a lot of books all stacked up against the walls, behind one of the stacks on the second floor I found a door.

When I went through the door I was in a courtyard surrounded by trees with a big statue and a fountain in the middle. An old lady greeted me and told me that I was in some sort of practice for magic that was here for hundreds of year. That's when I woke up.

I had another dream yesterday where I woke up and the ground and trees were covered with snow despite it being around 30° C and the middle of summer.

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 09:25:42 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 07, 2015, 09:22:37 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:19:44 AM
Quote from: TBlocks on July 07, 2015, 09:14:54 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:13:53 AM
Quote from: TBlocks on July 07, 2015, 09:08:52 AM
Good morning Dr. Freud.

Good morning to you, too. Are you looking for an evaluation, prescription, or are you just here for pleasantries, you filthy Acadian?
Evaluation please.

Total pegboy.

NEXT!
oh

Indeed.

DAS B00T x2 · July 07, 2015, 09:31:59 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".

tell me more about this "heroin"

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 09:34:49 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:31:59 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.

DAS B00T x2 · July 07, 2015, 09:35:36 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:34:49 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.

How much?

Mr. Psychologist · July 07, 2015, 09:37:27 AM

Mecha-Legatus Psychologis is here to shut this charlatan down <_<

More Than Mortal · July 07, 2015, 09:37:50 AM

Okay.

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 09:38:17 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:35:36 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:34:49 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.

DAS B00T x2 · July 07, 2015, 09:39:02 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:38:17 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:35:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:34:49 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.

I'll take twenty.

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 10:06:46 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:39:02 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:38:17 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:35:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:34:49 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.
I'll take twenty.

That'll be 420 ryletokens.

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 10:07:30 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on July 07, 2015, 09:37:27 AM

Mecha-Legatus Psychologis is here to shut this charlatan down <_<

1v1 me

Flee · July 07, 2015, 10:08:35 AM

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Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 10:10:15 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 07, 2015, 09:37:50 AM

Okay.

You hide your more effiminate nature behind a mask of cocky arrogance and spite.

It's okay to be a fgt.

Just not in my office.

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 10:13:14 AM

Quote from: Rinev on July 07, 2015, 09:25:14 AM

I had a weird dream the other night. I was trying to find someone, not anyone I know, all I remember is that she was around my age and blonde. I was in a building that reminds me of a light house, there were a lot of books all stacked up against the walls, behind one of the stacks on the second floor I found a door.

When I went through the door I was in a courtyard surrounded by trees with a big statue and a fountain in the middle. An old lady greeted me and told me that I was in some sort of practice for magic that was here for hundreds of year. That's when I woke up.

You're a faggot chasing after a woman that has no interest in you because you never got over the fact that you never got your letter from Hogwarts.

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I had another dream yesterday where I woke up and the ground and trees were covered with snow despite it being around 30° C and the middle of summer.

You secretly deny the science behind global warming.

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 10:15:21 AM

Quote from: Flee on July 07, 2015, 10:08:35 AM

This could be interesting.

You have an inappropriate obsession with circumcised penises, in particular those belonging to children.

I have no choice but to recommend your government chemically (or otherwise) castrate you.

DAS B00T x2 · July 07, 2015, 10:18:14 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 10:06:46 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:39:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:38:17 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:35:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:34:49 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.
I'll take twenty.

That'll be 420 ryletokens.

Good lord, man, are you daft to the current market of the memeconomy?

Dr. Freud · July 07, 2015, 10:21:31 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 10:18:14 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 10:06:46 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:39:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:38:17 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:35:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:34:49 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.
I'll take twenty.

That'll be 420 ryletokens.
Good lord, man, are you daft to the current market of the memeconomy?

Nigga, do I look like Meta Cognition?

DAS B00T x2 · July 07, 2015, 10:24:53 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 10:21:31 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 10:18:14 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 10:06:46 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:39:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:38:17 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:35:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:34:49 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 07, 2015, 09:09:27 AM
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.
I'll take twenty.

That'll be 420 ryletokens.
Good lord, man, are you daft to the current market of the memeconomy?

Nigga, do I look like Meta Cognition?

Yes