>wake up
>bobby knocks on door
>"oi wake ahp you cheeky cant and gis a cop of your sleeping license"
>fumble around and finally find my license
>"s-sorry good sir, it's right e're, God save the Queen"
>bobby peers in and catches a cheeky glimpse of me tele
>"oi, where's your tele license you bugga"
>draw TV license from me government registered wallet
>bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger
>"oi mate where's yeh license for this e're licence"
>show him my license license
>"this license license is invalid, I'm taking you in"
>bobby draws his toy gun
>stab him with my unregistered butterknife
>mfw I should've voted UKIP

fuck the tv license

Right now ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I am an anti-Christ
I am an anarchist,
Don't know what I want
But I know how to get it
I want to destroy the passerby
'Cause I want to be anarchy,
No dogs body
Anarchy for the U.K.
It's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time, stop a traffic line.
Your future dream is a shopping scheme
'Cause I want to be anarchy,
In the city
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best, I use the rest
I use the enemy.
I use anarchy
'Cause I want to be anarchy,
Its the only way to be
Is this the MPLA
Or is this the UDA
Or is this the IRA
I thought it was the U.K.
Or just another country
Another council tenancy.
I want to be anarchy
And I want to be anarchy
(Oh what a name)
And I want to be an anarchist
(I get pissed, destroy!)

Quote from: gatsby on October 14, 2015, 02:39:47 PM

fuck the tv license

>everyone has to willingly pay for a channel called the BBC

coincidence?

fucking lefties love that black dickkk