I'm meeting a 36 year old for a fwb situation

RomanGladiator · June 14, 2016, 10:29:40 PM

This thread is about how sex will end up killing me and destroying my life. She's a nurse and I already told her what happened and showed her.

Ask a guy who doesn't have that stretchy part attached to your head, the frenulum, anymore.

She has kids and is an actually milf, can't pass this up. Pic

PSU · June 14, 2016, 10:31:43 PM

Good luck brother. Wrap it up and don't let any of these clown responses get you down. You're the man!

Coco · June 14, 2016, 10:31:54 PM

Oh hay. You didn't die.

Naru · June 14, 2016, 10:32:49 PM

fuck her pooper

RomanGladiator · June 14, 2016, 10:34:39 PM

Quote from: Coco on June 14, 2016, 10:31:54 PM

Oh hay. You didn't die.

I wish I did. But oh well. Always the chance of an accident. No matter what happens to me I'm unhappy, so might as well fuck things up more.

PSU · June 14, 2016, 10:44:51 PM

Titty fuck her bro

Batch · June 14, 2016, 10:48:36 PM

Here we go again

Mmmmm Napalm · June 14, 2016, 10:54:13 PM

The Lord Ruler · June 14, 2016, 11:01:07 PM

Thun · June 14, 2016, 11:13:36 PM

You always end up more miserable than you were before after these.

Alternative Facts · June 14, 2016, 11:22:25 PM

Saved the image for future use.

R o c k e t · June 14, 2016, 11:29:03 PM

Quote from: PSU on June 14, 2016, 10:44:51 PM

Titty fuck her bro

With her bra still on?

The Hån · June 14, 2016, 11:36:23 PM

keep posting virgins.

Batch · June 14, 2016, 11:38:01 PM

She gunna eat you bro

🂿 · June 15, 2016, 12:06:16 AM

>Mfw this thread

Batch · June 15, 2016, 12:16:50 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 15, 2016, 12:06:16 AM

>Mfw this thread

'everyone'

MyNameIsCharlie · June 15, 2016, 01:10:31 AM

That thurr is a big bitch.

I knew you liked em big, but god damn

Jono · June 15, 2016, 01:21:39 AM

If your whole dick falls off this time don't come crying to us

Thun · June 15, 2016, 01:37:30 AM

Quote from: Jono on June 15, 2016, 01:21:39 AM

If your whole dick falls off this time don't come crying to us

Yeah. Is it even fully healed? You're gonna fug it up again.

Death · June 15, 2016, 02:40:51 AM

Get it brother, then move on to better and greener pastures.
I hope this will help your confidence.
Just remember, this won't bring you happiness, inner peace will.

Onyx Sentinel · June 15, 2016, 02:53:54 AM

You trying to make me sick, uhh. Don't touch her with a 10ft pole.

Jive Turkey · June 15, 2016, 03:48:56 AM

She was probably hot when she was younger. Now she's used up and lonely 😪

You're getting the bottom of the barrel here bro when you really don't have to be

Mattie G Indahouse · June 15, 2016, 04:19:39 AM

inb4 you come back to us crying about something afterwards.

Luciana · June 15, 2016, 04:32:27 AM

Septagon seems to always be in one giant loop

And I'm just along for the ride, still feeling out of place

gats · June 15, 2016, 06:01:51 AM

She looks like she smells bad

RomanGladiator · June 15, 2016, 06:04:28 AM

Quote from: ⚡ Thunder on June 15, 2016, 01:37:30 AM

Quote from: Jono on June 15, 2016, 01:21:39 AM
If your whole dick falls off this time don't come crying to us
Yeah. Is it even fully healed? You're gonna fug it up again.

As much as it's going to be. I don't know why I was expecting the part that ripped to grow back, it doesn't do that.

Zonda · June 15, 2016, 08:48:19 AM

Inb4 he ruins her family life somehow

Dietrich Six · June 15, 2016, 08:59:11 AM

Hit it bra. Let her teach you the motion of the ocean, build that stamina and confidence, then dump her and get some real pussy.

Oh · June 15, 2016, 10:11:05 AM

you poor thing roman

RomanGladiator · June 15, 2016, 10:52:35 AM

Some guys have said it is actually better without your frenulum, from what I have seen online. It just feels strange now though. There isn't that skin to tether the foreskin from going down further. It does have me afraid to have sex or even have anyone put their mouth on it. Think I really need to go to the urologist again first. I have her number but haven't texted her yet, she's kind of my DTF anytime option.