I'm making my own Cinematic Universe.

Solonoid · June 20, 2017, 03:35:20 AM

Here's the lineup.

•Feces
•Feces II
•Urinator v Feces
•Guy of Rhea
•Feces III: Literal Feces
•Fecal Alliance
•The Urinator
•The Flushed Waste Rises
•Suicide Scat
•Guardians of The Lavatory
•Fecal Alliance II: Age of Loflo
•Guy of Rhea: The One-Ply Soldier
•Birdemic II: Shockier and Terrorificker

Solonoid · June 20, 2017, 03:35:46 AM

btw these all come out the same year, and somehow will fail upward

True Turquoise · June 20, 2017, 05:43:01 AM

Shut up

Desty · June 20, 2017, 06:09:15 AM

What the fuck is wrong with you? No seriously, why are you such a shitty human being?

challengerX · June 20, 2017, 07:12:14 AM

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Solonoid · June 20, 2017, 07:26:20 AM

Quote from: challengerX on June 20, 2017, 07:12:14 AM

Feel free to stop posting

not until I've made my billion dollars

Korra · June 20, 2017, 02:24:35 PM

big dog · June 20, 2017, 02:25:42 PM

I've got a lineup for the Sep7agon Cinematic Universe.

DAS B00T x2 · June 20, 2017, 02:30:58 PM

Yo birdemic 2 was actually lit af bro

The Hån · June 21, 2017, 01:40:28 AM

can i pre order Guy of Rhea?

Solonoid · June 22, 2017, 03:48:21 AM

Quote from: The Hån on June 21, 2017, 01:40:28 AM

can i pre order Guy of Rhea?

you can only pre-order the digital deluxe collector's edition director cut, which is $79.99, comes with a statue of the One-Ply Soldier (you have to drive to Montreal to pick that up, we don't have any stamps) and is distributed in a file format that no program supports.

The Lord Ruler · June 22, 2017, 05:31:13 PM

Are these your biographies?

The Hån · June 22, 2017, 11:31:46 PM

Quote from: UpsetBelligerent on June 22, 2017, 03:48:21 AM

Quote from: The Hån on June 21, 2017, 01:40:28 AM
can i pre order Guy of Rhea?
you can only pre-order the digital deluxe collector's edition director cut, which is $79.99, comes with a statue of the One-Ply Soldier (you have to drive to Montreal to pick that up, we don't have any stamps) and is distributed in a file format that no program supports.

nah fam i'd just take that vanilla Guy of Rhea

Solonoid · June 23, 2017, 01:55:57 AM

Quote from: The Hån on June 22, 2017, 11:31:46 PM

Quote from: UpsetBelligerent on June 22, 2017, 03:48:21 AM
Quote from: The Hån on June 21, 2017, 01:40:28 AM
can i pre order Guy of Rhea?
you can only pre-order the digital deluxe collector's edition director cut, which is $79.99, comes with a statue of the One-Ply Soldier (you have to drive to Montreal to pick that up, we don't have any stamps) and is distributed in a file format that no program supports.

nah fam i'd just take that vanilla Guy of Rhea

you can buy it on laserdisc, betamax, or HD DVD after it comes out.

The Hån · June 23, 2017, 11:46:45 PM

Quote from: Ossus on June 23, 2017, 01:55:57 AM

Quote from: The Hån on June 22, 2017, 11:31:46 PM
Quote from: UpsetBelligerent on June 22, 2017, 03:48:21 AM
Quote from: The Hån on June 21, 2017, 01:40:28 AM
can i pre order Guy of Rhea?
you can only pre-order the digital deluxe collector's edition director cut, which is $79.99, comes with a statue of the One-Ply Soldier (you have to drive to Montreal to pick that up, we don't have any stamps) and is distributed in a file format that no program supports.

nah fam i'd just take that vanilla Guy of Rhea
you can buy it on laserdisc, betamax, or HD DVD after it comes out.

no VHS for all th hipsterfags out there?

Solonoid · June 24, 2017, 11:55:25 PM

Quote from: The Hån on June 23, 2017, 11:46:45 PM

Quote from: Ossus on June 23, 2017, 01:55:57 AM
Quote from: The Hån on June 22, 2017, 11:31:46 PM
Quote from: UpsetBelligerent on June 22, 2017, 03:48:21 AM
Quote from: The Hån on June 21, 2017, 01:40:28 AM
can i pre order Guy of Rhea?
you can only pre-order the digital deluxe collector's edition director cut, which is $79.99, comes with a statue of the One-Ply Soldier (you have to drive to Montreal to pick that up, we don't have any stamps) and is distributed in a file format that no program supports.

nah fam i'd just take that vanilla Guy of Rhea
you can buy it on laserdisc, betamax, or HD DVD after it comes out.

no VHS for all th hipsterfags out there?

That's what the betamax is for.