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Quote from: FatherlyNick on March 31, 2015, 04:49:16 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 31, 2015, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on March 31, 2015, 11:07:11 AM
Not true OP, some don't fuck you in the ass and leave you unsatisfied.
I'm still looking for The One.
ladies?

You won't find her here. Keep looking. I didn't think The One existed for me but now I believe I found her at last.

lucky you,

You just gotta find and meet new people. I wouldn't personally recommend the internet though because that rarely works out.

 
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I like the way that they WALK

And it's chill to hear them TALK

And I can always make them SMILE

From White Castle to the NILE

 
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"I hereby declare we have spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday."
Quote from: Deathtohappiness on March 31, 2015, 10:54:58 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on March 31, 2015, 04:52:02 AM
I don't think I've ever anally penetrated anyone.

You will don't worry

I might seem to be somewhat misogynistic ITT but it's focking true

I don't think I like you.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Z♡n on March 31, 2015, 12:32:07 AM
I'd actually be pretty happy to find a girl who'd be wiling to fuck me in the ass, that is in the literal sense, not the figurative.
Yeah... it's amazing just how many women are put off by the thought of sticking something inside their partner's ass.
Fuckin hypocrites.

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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
Quote from: Deathtohappiness on March 31, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Sure, they can be fun to please and spend time with,

Some of them are actually pretty nice

As you spend time with them,

You might start to care about one of them

Maybe even trust too

Then, when you least expect it,

they fuck you right in the ass

true story
There are some girls that do give anal. I believe this story

 
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Quote from: Deathtohappiness on March 31, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Sure, they can be fun to please and spend time with,

Some of them are actually pretty nice

As you spend time with them,

You might start to care about one of them

Maybe even trust too

Then, when you least expect it,

they fuck you right in the ass
 
but you keep moving on,

despite your sore ass,

and you meet new women,

people you care about.

they still fuck you in the ass sure,

but it hurts less each time

until finally, you find the one.

the one woman who fucks you in the ass, and you actually enjoy it,

and you spend the rest of your life with them.


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there, I completed it, you're welcome.

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