Unless you have some immunodeficiency disease or something, you just need to stop talking. I see people all the time humping their disinfectant liquid tubes, that shit smells like chemicals. You should watch the look on their face when they rub that poison on their skin, it's like a look of getting fucked in the ass while thinking about Jesus. You have a mental problem, stop worrying about whether everything is dirty, human beings evolved to live in the fucking planes of Africa, you utter moron.

You are the human germ.