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I remember the one time I got detention. We were giving our "Math Lap" teacher crap about Mexicans and we kept jokingly told him we needed him when all we wanted to say was "JUMP THE BORDER" a game that another one of his classes played. We all ran in the class when we heard it and eventually he told the administration and about 5 of us were sent to "Detention" where we just sat in the office during lunch. We had people mime outside the windows and we talked about random shit. Was one of the best lunches I had in middle school.


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Why are you such a fucking chav?

listen here slut don't make me get my whip


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What did you do?

Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.

Our "gym uniform".

It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.

Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.

Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.

Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.

Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Lol your teacher flip out. Threw your book across the room.


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What did you do?

Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.

Our "gym uniform".

It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.

Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.

Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.

Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.

Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Lol your teacher flip out. Threw your book across the room.

It was really funny.


 
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What did you do?

Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.

Our "gym uniform".

It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.

Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.

Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.

Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.

Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?


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What did you do?

Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.

Our "gym uniform".

It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.

Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.

Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.

Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.

Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?

Because I tried to give it to her and she didn't want it (it was the schools book btw that she gave to my class) and so I just dropped it on her desk and than she threw it.

She was a crazy feminazi/libtard that praised Belgium, Native Americans, and made way too many sexual innuendos. She was also fat, smelled, and wore clothes that never matched.


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lol detention
ill give you detention


 
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What did you do?

Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.

Our "gym uniform".

It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.

Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.

Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.

Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.

Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?

Because I tried to give it to her and she didn't want it (it was the schools book btw that she gave to my class) and so I just dropped it on her desk and than she threw it.

She was a crazy feminazi/libtard that praised Belgium, Native Americans, and made way too many sexual innuendos. She was also fat, smelled, and wore clothes that never matched.
It's like schools pick the first person they see on the street to be teachers.


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What did you do?

Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.

Our "gym uniform".

It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.

Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.

Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.

Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.

Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?

Because I tried to give it to her and she didn't want it (it was the schools book btw that she gave to my class) and so I just dropped it on her desk and than she threw it.

She was a crazy feminazi/libtard that praised Belgium, Native Americans, and made way too many sexual innuendos. She was also fat, smelled, and wore clothes that never matched.
It's like schools pick the first person they see on the street to be teachers.

Considering my principal can't read, I wouldn't be surprised.


 
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What did you do?

Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.

Our "gym uniform".

It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.

Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.

Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.

Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.

Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?

Because I tried to give it to her and she didn't want it (it was the schools book btw that she gave to my class) and so I just dropped it on her desk and than she threw it.

She was a crazy feminazi/libtard that praised Belgium, Native Americans, and made way too many sexual innuendos. She was also fat, smelled, and wore clothes that never matched.
It's like schools pick the first person they see on the street to be teachers.

Considering my principal can't read, I wouldn't be surprised.
I remember my elementary school principal. She literally hated all the kids.


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I once got detention for going to a protest that the principal announced over the PA that we could attend on school time, provided that we didn't return on school property that day and that we accept any missed grades.

They changed their minds afterwards and decided that us uncouth ruffians deserved an hour and a half of detention.

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Our teachers were pretty lax with uniform in PE. As long as you had a white shirt and blue trackies/ pants, they were fine.

However, I don't do PE anymore so I can laugh at all the plebs having to run round playing rugby in the mud.


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I have never had a detention, since her 7. For over 5 years, I've been a. Good spirit. Never not done homework or been late or anything. I'm a good boy!


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Why are you such a fucking chav?

listen here slut don't make me get my whip
Is that whip the one you usually let your mistress pleasure you with


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Our teachers were pretty lax with uniform in PE. As long as you had a white shirt and blue trackies/ pants, they were fine.

However, I don't do PE anymore so I can laugh at all the plebs having to run round playing rugby in the mud.

Lucky.

Unfortunately for my school, gym, not math or science, is required.

I wish I could drop gym. So fucking pointless.


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An hour and a half? When I had detention multiple times, it was for like three days straight. I only got detention my senior year, it was for always skipping school. I was really depressed and did not care about school and did not want to be around any of those people.

Detention for skipping school? My school doesn't care abou t that.

But if you cut I need class, it's a suspension.


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Why are you such a fucking chav?

listen here slut don't make me get my whip
Is that whip the one you usually let your mistress pleasure you with

Yea