I'm going to write a story about sep7agon

Jester · September 22, 2015, 10:19:06 PM

Talk to each other and I'll make a story out of it

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 22, 2015, 10:20:00 PM

will it be in mango form

Zonda · September 22, 2015, 10:20:37 PM

tbh it better be pretty ebin bro

September 22, 2015, 10:22:46 PM

only if I'm the protogonist

Elai · September 22, 2015, 10:23:27 PM

You are treading on some mighty-thin ice.

DAS B00T x2 · September 22, 2015, 10:26:38 PM

I am a God.

The Lord Ruler · September 22, 2015, 10:27:21 PM

jews and niggers and niggers and jews

September 22, 2015, 10:29:02 PM

Me raping azula

September 22, 2015, 10:29:39 PM

Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:29:02 PM

Me raping azula

flip it around and you have a 10/10 story

Mmmmm Napalm · September 22, 2015, 10:32:57 PM

Deutschland über alles. Gott mit uns.

September 22, 2015, 10:33:43 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on September 22, 2015, 10:29:39 PM

Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:29:02 PM
Me raping azula
flip it around and you have a 10/10 story

It isn't rape.

Kitsune 狐 · September 22, 2015, 10:34:17 PM

Will you mention the random girl that did not come from b.net, or anywhere really?

September 22, 2015, 10:34:46 PM

Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:33:43 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on September 22, 2015, 10:29:39 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:29:02 PM
Me raping azula
flip it around and you have a 10/10 story
It isn't rape.

well you're a homosexual

so it kinda is

Jocephalopod · September 22, 2015, 10:35:07 PM

put me in it

nesty you should write some shit again

September 22, 2015, 10:37:14 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on September 22, 2015, 10:34:46 PM

Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:33:43 PM
Quote from: Carsonogen on September 22, 2015, 10:29:39 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:29:02 PM
Me raping azula
flip it around and you have a 10/10 story
It isn't rape.
well you're a homosexual

so it kinda is

But I'm okay with women.

As long as the pegging is gentle.

Dopameme · September 22, 2015, 10:40:30 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 22, 2015, 10:35:07 PM

put me in it

nesty you should write some shit again

idk why i never got around to finishing that one story i wrote like a little over a year ago on bnet :/

srsly reminiscing on those times, it was fun

September 22, 2015, 10:43:16 PM

Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:37:14 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on September 22, 2015, 10:34:46 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:33:43 PM
Quote from: Carsonogen on September 22, 2015, 10:29:39 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:29:02 PM
Me raping azula
flip it around and you have a 10/10 story
It isn't rape.
well you're a homosexual

so it kinda is
But I'm okay with women.

As long as the pegging is gentle.

Jocephalopod · September 22, 2015, 10:43:18 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 22, 2015, 10:40:30 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 22, 2015, 10:35:07 PM
put me in it

nesty you should write some shit again
idk why i never got around to finishing that one story i wrote like a little over a year ago on bnet :/

srsly reminiscing on those times, it was fun

you really are a good writer.. if you don't die on the job site, do some more.

Jester · September 22, 2015, 10:47:26 PM

Here's what I have so far

It was a cold September night and I got bored of browsing dank memes so I went to sleep. In the morning I went to my job at the local Minimart and I overheard a customer named Zonda talk about something something memes. "Tbh it better be pretty ebin bro." I clock in when all of a sudden my boss Eliab tells me that I'm on thin ice for supplying a minor with alcohol. Suddenly Das walks in piss drunk and exclaims "I AM A GOD!" Eliab turns to me and says "Dammit Jester you did it again. You're fired." I walked out of the Minimart in anger whispering to myself "Jews and niggers and niggers and Jews." I walk past Azula raping Baron in an alley, Napalm saying something in German, and some redhead that came in out of nowhere. I get into an argument with Joecephalopod and I start reaching for my gun but the deputy Lord Ruler starts staring at me so I just walk away. I reach the door to my apartment but an Asian man stops me and starts winking at me in an infinite loop. At this point I realized I'm missing my keys so I start looking around. I look behind the garage but all I see is Joecephalopod sucking Officer Nasty's dick.

September 22, 2015, 10:50:08 PM

Quote from: Venom Jester on September 22, 2015, 10:47:26 PM

Here's what I have so far

It was a cold September night and I got bored of browsing dank memes so I went to sleep. In the morning I went to my job at the local Minimart and I overheard a customer named Zonda talk about something something memes. "Tbh it better be pretty ebin bro." I clock in when all of a sudden my boss Eliab tells me that I'm on thin ice for supplying a minor with alcohol. Suddenly Das walks in piss drunk and exclaims "I AM A GOD!" Eliab turns to me and says "Dammit Jester you did it again. You're fired." I walked out of the Minimart in anger whispering to myself "Jews and niggers and niggers and Jews." I walk past Azula raping Baron in an alley, Napalm saying something in German, and some redhead that came in out of nowhere. I get into an argument with Joecephalopod and I start reaching for my gun but the deputy Lord Ruler starts staring at me so I just walk away. I reach the door to my apartment but an Asian man stops me and starts winking at me in an infinite loop. At this point I realized I'm missing my keys so I start looking around. I look behind the garage but all I see is Joecephalopod sucking Officer Nasty's dick.

10/10 story m8

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · September 22, 2015, 10:51:50 PM

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Mmmmm Napalm · September 22, 2015, 10:55:46 PM

I love how you perfectly captured my personality.

The Lord Ruler · September 22, 2015, 10:59:30 PM

Goddamn beautiful

Jono · September 23, 2015, 02:07:59 AM

Yo Jester

Joan Jett's birthday was yesterday and you didn't even go crazy or anything smh

Pippen · September 23, 2015, 02:13:51 AM

You

Me

Pokéball

Now

September 23, 2015, 02:34:30 AM

My name's not baron you cunt.

It literally means shitlord.

Jester · September 23, 2015, 07:12:08 AM

Quote from: Jono on September 23, 2015, 02:07:59 AM

Yo Jester

Joan Jett's birthday was yesterday and you didn't even go crazy or anything smh

I didn't on sep7agon

BaconShelf · September 23, 2015, 07:37:29 AM

I want to be in it D:

Jester · September 23, 2015, 07:43:26 AM

I'm going to start writing now

Jester · September 23, 2015, 08:04:09 AM

Update: Later that day I finally found my keys and went into my apartment. I crashed onto my bed and turned on the tv. The first thing I watched was a review for a story I wrote "10/10 story m8." That was pretty kewl. I had to turn off the tv because my head still hurt from that party I had in Joan Jett's honor last night. My headache only got worse as my roommate BaconShelf started yelling about how I need to stop being a lazy cuck and pay rent. "I got fired from the Minimart you downie." I said. "Oh" was his only reply.