I'm going to see Jurassic World in an hour

Nick McIntyre · June 12, 2015, 03:08:14 PM

Does Star Lord kill the Indombinibus Rex with the power of friendship?

Desty · June 12, 2015, 03:08:47 PM

Spoiler

No, a big dinosaur kills it

That movie was so fucking bullshit.

Spoiler

Two dinosaurs teaming up on the big fucker, and then an even bigger fucker (the one from the water in the trailer)comes form nowhere and instantly consumes the indominable rex. But don't worry, the hero gets the chick.

Desty · June 12, 2015, 03:10:53 PM

Just watch Spy instead; it's much better.

Epsira · June 12, 2015, 03:12:06 PM

Quote from: Nick McIntyre on June 12, 2015, 03:08:14 PM

Does Star Lord kill the Indombinibus Rex with the power of friendship?

If Jurassic Park were a shonen anime, I'd bet money on it.

Nick McIntyre · June 12, 2015, 03:12:52 PM

Quote from: DTEDesty on June 12, 2015, 03:10:53 PM

Just watch Spy instead; it's much better.

I heard it as good, which kind of surprised me since most comedies these days are Adam Sandler and Co. shitfests.

Naoto · June 12, 2015, 03:14:34 PM

If the trailers are anything to go by its with the power of raptor friendship.

Nick McIntyre · June 12, 2015, 03:15:22 PM

Quote from: Naoto on June 12, 2015, 03:14:34 PM

If the trailers are anything to go by its with the power of raptor friendship.

I just see the raptors as the "dead dog emotional scene" moment for the movie.

I'm not going to expect much from this movie, but hey it can't be as bad as Lost world or 3.

Desty · June 12, 2015, 03:17:40 PM

Quote from: Nick McIntyre on June 12, 2015, 03:15:22 PM

Quote from: Naoto on June 12, 2015, 03:14:34 PM
If the trailers are anything to go by its with the power of raptor friendship.

I just see the raptors as the "dead dog emotional scene" moment for the movie.

That's what I also thought.

Also, I also thought the same thing about Spy up until I watched it. It got 9/10 for a reason. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Azumarill · June 12, 2015, 03:21:09 PM

i heard it was awful

Nick McIntyre · June 12, 2015, 07:34:58 PM

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it was okay.

Mostly a huge nostalgia trip. The CGI didn't bother me, because with how films work these days puppets and animatronics look pretty fake.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · June 12, 2015, 07:37:24 PM

If you're going to see it for any reason other than "Dinosaurs tearing shit up", then you're a cUNT.

Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 07:39:27 PM

Quote from: Prime Example on June 12, 2015, 07:37:24 PM

If you're going to see it for any reason other than "Dinosaurs tearing shit up", then you're a cUNT.

have you seen mad max yet

🍁 Aria 🔮 · June 12, 2015, 07:40:50 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 12, 2015, 07:39:27 PM

Quote from: Prime Example on June 12, 2015, 07:37:24 PM
If you're going to see it for any reason other than "Dinosaurs tearing shit up", then you're a cUNT.
have you seen mad max yet

No, not yet. I need to give the movies a break, I've spent $10,000 there in the last two days.

And that's just the cost for popcorn

A Cheese Potato · June 12, 2015, 08:11:52 PM

Quote from: Prime Example on June 12, 2015, 07:40:50 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 12, 2015, 07:39:27 PM
Quote from: Prime Example on June 12, 2015, 07:37:24 PM
If you're going to see it for any reason other than "Dinosaurs tearing shit up", then you're a cUNT.
have you seen mad max yet
No, not yet. I need to give the movies a break, I've spent $10,000 there in the last two days.

And that's just the cost for popcorn

well stop buying movie food and buy better food after or before the movie like a non pleb

Pendulate · June 12, 2015, 09:25:13 PM

Reviews have been expectedly average.