I'm going to be house sitting somebody's place for a few weeks. A wee little farm out in the middle of nowhere. I'll have the place all to myself. Total silence, total peace, and glorious total islolation.

And I ain't even sure on how long the owners will be gone. I might be there for a month even. There's a hell of a lot of work to do out there as well. Feels good.

I'll see if I can catch some nice pictures of early spring for you folks.

Cheers.

What if he never comes back?

Then I got eaten by bears. Since it is spring they might be waking up soon.

Move all of their stuff out of the house and into your own

who's going to look after your restaurant?

I am. In the later afternoons and evenings I can watch the place. And early mornings, I can work the restaurant.

Lucky sounds like fun

It will be. There's stuff to take care of and things to do. I'm going to do something nice for the owners when they come back. There's a huge pile of scrap wood that's built up on their farm over the course of about 15 years or so.

I'm gonna move the pile for em and dispose of it.

I can't say I'm not jealous.

Quote from: Shub-Niggurath on April 21, 2015, 11:15:57 AM

Sandy you need a serious month at a spa or something.

I'm a flatlander. Dirt and dust are in my bones. This is a vacation for me. Solitude, silence, and work. I couldn't be any happier. And, it's spring time. I'll be packin' my shit and heading out tomorrow.

First time I've been excited in a long while.

Guess one guys paradise is another gals prison...

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 21, 2015, 11:01:53 AM

Move all of their stuff out of the house and into your own

Lemon. You don't even know the amount of shit they have in that house.

There is no fucking way I'm taking their piano.

Do a yard sale

Have fun buddy.

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 21, 2015, 11:18:36 AM

Quote from: Shub-Niggurath on April 21, 2015, 11:15:57 AM

Sandy you need a serious month at a spa or something.

I'm a flatlander. Dirt and dust are in my bones. This is a vacation for me. Solitude, silence, and work. I couldn't be any happier. And, it's spring time. I'll be packin' my shit and heading out tomorrow.

First time I've been excited in a long while.

Guess one guys paradise is another gals prison...

It's only ever a prison if you restrict yourself to it.

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 21, 2015, 11:10:11 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 21, 2015, 11:01:53 AM

Move all of their stuff out of the house and into your own

Lemon. You don't even know the amount of shit they have in that house.

There is no fucking way I'm taking their piano.

Do a yard sale

Do you know how yard sales work up here Lemon?

You take a sign. And some ballons to catch attention. And you put the sign up on a busy intersection.

"Yard Sale, go straight for 45 miles, turn left at the intersection, and look for the blue house."

Except that you can't possibly give decent directions in this province, or, have people who can't quite make sense of the directions and get lost.

Which comes back to my main selling point.

I wouldn't touch that piano by myself.

And you couldn't pay me again to ferry that piano outside of the house.

Sounds like an evil dead type deal

Quote from: Jocephalopod on April 21, 2015, 02:03:22 PM

Sounds like an evil dead type deal

There is a small cemetery on their property. No people, as far as I can tell. Just a lot of pets.

don't be surprised when they raise an undead crusade

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 21, 2015, 01:55:01 PM

Quote from: Ushan on April 21, 2015, 01:20:19 PM

Don't you already live in the middle of nowhere?

Aha! But I live in a town in the middle of nowhere. Now I'm going to be in the middle of nowhere by myself!

Don't get cabin fever.

Too late chief. I've had it all winter.

This is my vacation from it.