>Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight.
>Theater is empty except for some black woman up front.
>she starts yelling
>"NAW DON'T GO IN THERE"
>"WHY YOU DO THAT"
> I yell back "TELL HER"
>"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT"
>"YEAH I GET IT"
>later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams
>"OOOOH DAYUM"
>I yell back "DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD"
>"HOW THE FUCK YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD"
>"I DON'T KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME"
>"THEY IN THE FUCKIN' WOODS"

My sides have achieved planetary orbit and are now docking with the Space Station.

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