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One of my fav things about the misc is that fellas will ALWAYS post pics with these kinds of threads :/
Why would I post a pic?


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Remember,  foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down.
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I got dem magic fingers.
I always like to start with some oral, provided she shaved, but its still good.

Fingers are like a half way through thing for me, just have a towel at the ready.
She is not into oral and after 5 mins the taste is just bleh.
she doesnt like you going down on her? Go straight for that clit man, it destroys them......if shes into the kinda rough stuff you could VERY gently bite it?

Dis shit is magic


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One of my fav things about the misc is that fellas will ALWAYS post pics with these kinds of threads :/
Yeah, it sucks, but around here someone is bound reverse image search the picture, find her facebook and harass her.


 
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You know,  if you wore protection what do you really have against it? Its emotional interaction and its fun.

You don't liek the funs?
I don't have anything against it--I just find it silly that people are so enraptured with it. Men in particular.

Then again, I think the OP is still very young.


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Remember,  foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down.
Spoiler
I got dem magic fingers.
I always like to start with some oral, provided she shaved, but its still good.

Fingers are like a half way through thing for me, just have a towel at the ready.
She is not into oral and after 5 mins the taste is just bleh.
she doesnt like you going down on her? Go straight for that clit man, it destroys them......if shes into the kinda rough stuff you could VERY gently bite it?

Dis shit is magic
Oh she likes giving it just not receiving.


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Remember,  foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down.
Spoiler
I got dem magic fingers.
I always like to start with some oral

Psssh I just know what they want.


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You know,  if you wore protection what do you really have against it? Its emotional interaction and its fun.

You don't liek the funs?
I don't have anything against it--I just find it silly that people are so enraptured with it. Men in particular.

Then again, I think the OP is still very young.
You know testosterone kinda messes with a males train of thought. At times myself included. Primal instinct that we really can't extinguish.


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You know,  if you wore protection what do you really have against it? Its emotional interaction and its fun.

You don't liek the funs?
I don't have anything against it--I just find it silly that people are so enraptured with it. Men in particular.

Then again, I think the OP is still very young.
You know testosterone kinda messes with a males train of thought. At times myself included. Primal instinct that we really can't extinguish.
Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex


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Remember,  foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down.
Spoiler
I got dem magic fingers.
I always like to start with some oral

Psssh I just know what they want.
Vaginas are disgusting.


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uhhh...

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mfw when mr whiteflame celebrates getting smex



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mfw when mr whiteflame celebrates getting smex


YAY CONFETTI!


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Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.

It's actually incredibly romantic.
It's winter

So she'll want to cuddle for warmth.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
You're an inspiration, bro.

If someone with your shoes can get pussy, than one day we all can too.


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And fucking shout out to my bro he is going to be my driver through the night in exchange for req packs so he is going to be the reason me and her can go back to my place when everyone is asleep and still have a great night.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
And fucking shout out to my bro he is going to be my driver through the night in exchange for req packs so he is going to be the reason me and her can go back to my place when everyone is asleep and still have a great night.
Your friend is an idiot


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And fucking shout out to my bro he is going to be my driver through the night in exchange for req packs so he is going to be the reason me and her can go back to my place when everyone is asleep and still have a great night.
Your friend is an idiot
He just likes his req packs. And he has been one of my closest friends for 8 years.


 
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Strange world we live in, isn't it? Your priorities, I mean. You're speaking of it now like it's some grand achievement. I'm not intending to be a downer or to go buzz killington on the moment.

But do you ever stop and think about it sometimes? This first time it might feel like the grandest thing. Like you accomplished something. And assuming you get far enough in life to live old, one day you might look back at it and find it funny how young you were. How naive it was.

It mind be a fond memory. But it's the naive ones that are the fondest, right?


 
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People care about sex way too much, I agree with Verb there.


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Strange world we live in, isn't it? Your priorities, I mean. You're speaking of it now like it's some grand achievement. I'm not intending to be a downer or to go buzz killington on the moment.

But do you ever stop and think about it sometimes? This first time it might feel like the grandest thing. Like you accomplished something. And assuming you get far enough in life to live old, one day you might look back at it and find it funny how young you were. How naive it was.

It mind be a fond memory. But it's the naive ones that are the fondest, right?
It's more that after years of hating relationships because of me being cheated on by my first on our year anniversary, me and a girl are finally comfortable enough to fuck and do it in a real relationship way. But I would be a total pussy if I lead with my reasoning for why I am happy more than "i'mgettinfukinlaiddddd".


 
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Strange world we live in, isn't it? Your priorities, I mean. You're speaking of it now like it's some grand achievement. I'm not intending to be a downer or to go buzz killington on the moment.

But do you ever stop and think about it sometimes? This first time it might feel like the grandest thing. Like you accomplished something. And assuming you get far enough in life to live old, one day you might look back at it and find it funny how young you were. How naive it was.

It mind be a fond memory. But it's the naive ones that are the fondest, right?
It's more that after years of hating relationships because of me being cheated on by my first on our year anniversary, me and a girl are finally comfortable enough to fuck and do it in a real relationship way. But I would be a total pussy if I lead with my reasoning for why I am happy more than "i'mgettinfukinlaiddddd".

Small steps. Whatever makes ya happy, friend.


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Remember a few basic rules if you're doing one of the two

Fucking: No eye contact, put her face in the pillow, no intimate kissing, just thirstyness, make sure to go rough and fast, leave afterwards, feeling ashamed of yourself and making a vow to never see her again until she does something to even slightly turn you on. Then feel like a slut afterwards again.

Love making: Eye contact, slow and sensual, caress the body, kiss passionately, hold each other while going at it, cuddle afterwards


follow these steps and you may just be regular Chad!
Last Edit: December 21, 2015, 11:37:44 PM by Luciana


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Remember a few basic rules if you're doing one of the two

Fucking: No eye contact, put her face in the pillow, no intimate kissing, just thirstyness, make sure to go rough and fast, leave afterwards, feeling ashamed of yourself and making a vow to never see her again until she does something to even slightly turn you on. Then feel like a slut afterwards again.

Love making: Eye contact, slow and sensual, caress the body, kiss passionately, hold each other while going at it, cuddle afterwards


follow these steps and you may just be regular Chad!
I prefer to be extremely confusing so I will do a mix.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
That's sounds suspiciously specific luci


 
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That's sounds suspiciously specific luci
Just the generic template for each one

Obviously things would be vastly different, but yeah. You can easily tell the difference between two people fucking and a couple making love.


 
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I prefer to be extremely confusing so I will do a mix.
Make sure to play this on a radio while doing it then

YouTube


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I prefer to be extremely confusing so I will do a mix.
Make sure to play this on a radio while doing it then

YouTube

Fuck yeah


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so this is 'Chad' that jive was talking about, mr whiteflame.