Brits of sep7agon, how the fuck do you food this shit?


Do I bathe it in milk? Or put it in the bowl and then pour?

Should I crunch it up or something?

How do I eat this fuging space age food

This is frustrating me

Put it in a bowl, pour milk over it. Mush it together. Use warm milk if you want it warm.

You throw it in the trash

For fuck's sake don't mash it. It's like eating soggy cardboard when mashed and it solidifies like concrete if you leave it too long e.g. you forget to wash the bowl.

How to Weetabix:

1: Put ONE biscuit into a bowl.
2: Pour milk over and/or around it until the biscuit floats a little.
3: Eat it as fast as fucking possible before it goes mashy. You know when it's genuine weetabix because it takes ages to go mushy compared to shitty own-brands.
4 (optional): If you like to live dangerously, put two, or even three biscuits in the bowl at once, and repeat steps 2-3.

Ignore the serving suggestions, you won't have time to eat them while your biscuits rapidly exits the "sweet spot" of being soaked in lots of milk, yet still remaining crunchy and delicious.

Well shit now I'm conflicted 

I'll go my own way

Eat it dry.

I always eat cereal without any milk.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 03, 2016, 02:46:33 PM

Eat it dry.

I always eat cereal without any milk.

Lol not Brit things.

It's like eating crackers and a teabag infused with slough berries without milk.

oh.

Holy H Christ it started to rain

Seems about right

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