I'm calling it now.

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The 2020 candidates are Vince McMahon (R) and Larry Hryb (M)

Hillary is going to win the election and die of terminal whatever the fuck is wrong with her three days in.
Mike Pence is going to run the country (and the Democratic party) into the ground to the point where by 2020 they're not even culturally relevant.

Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are going to found the Microgov Party, an AnCap party dedicated to created a nation in which the most powerful corporations and wealthiest individuals have the most success. They run it with an iron fist reminiscent of Boss Tweed's Tammany Hall.

By this time Trump has switched parties an additional three times, eventually landing with the Microgovs who elevated becoming the first Representative from Atlantis, the 51st state built by Microsoft on an artificial island which is for some reason in the Pacific.

In 2018 he becomes Speaker of the House.

The 2020 debates take place in this format:

Debate I: Wrestling Match
They never make physical contact, but it becomes clear that McMahon is the victor.
Debate II: Halo Tournament (entire cabinet participates)
McMahon's team proves worthy, but Dunkey (M) (Candidate for Sec. of State) displays unmatchable skills.
Debate III: Whoever gets the most retweets wins.
Everybody has both candidates blocked at this point, nobody wins.

VP Debate: John Cena (R) and Steve Downes (M) have a rap battle.
It seems as though Cena has won when he issues a sick burn, and his theme begins playing, but then Downes reminds the audience of Cena's decision to play Fred's father in that Nickelodeon original movie, John Cena becomes overwhelmed with his foolishness and falls to his knees in dramatic agony, then Steve Downes announces that he just gave the Republicans back their bomb.

November comes, and voters go to the polls, but the winner is unclear to me now.
What I do know is that Putin will reveal that he was the second coming in February 2021, ascend to heaven, and the US will step in and take over the country, which results in world peace.

Congress is so impressed by this that they name whoever is president at that time Supreme God Emperor for life, not knowing that before leaving Putin granted whoever holds the office of POTUS eternal youth.

In 2030, at the age of 84, Donald Trump has become Senate Majority leader, and leads a military coup, successfully overthrowing the current president and driving them into hiding. As he takes the Mantle of God-Emperor, his youth is restored and he becomes the turgid, powerful, immortal being to lead our race into a new age, and the next phase of our evolution.

Ten thousand years later, we have spread across the cosmos as a race of multi-galactic godlike beings, and Trump bows his head to the master he has served all along, who has been the engineer of all political agendas since the assassination of Lincoln. Finally ready to emerge from the shadows and claim the throne he has created from what mankind will certainly see in this distant future as the dawn of time, Cheat becomes Lord and Master of all the universe.


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
How cathartic.


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XBOX LIVES MAJOR NELSON HERE


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Get of my lawn
Well written

You may haz recon


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You're forgetting Kayne is running in 2O2O and at this point he might as well win


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You're forgetting Kayne is running in 2O2O and at this point he might as well win
That's not a real year.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I love you, son.
If Major Nelson wins then Microsoft releases his family.