I like my women how i like milkshakes

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


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uhhh...

- korrie


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


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My stupidity is self evident.
I like my women like i like my toaster, two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.


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gurb

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I guess preferences are like...
Cute face
Brown hair
Brown eyes
Shorter (5'2 - 5'7)

There's probably more.

Having seen your Mediterranean mistress to-be I see you adhere to this archetype quite closely...


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Just message me.
Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
I like it when she brings all of the boys to the yard


 
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OT:
I guess preferences are like...
Cute face
Brown hair
Brown eyes
Shorter (5'2 - 5'7)

There's probably more.

Having seen your Mediterranean mistress to-be I see you adhere to this archetype quite closely...
*Sigh*
Oh Napalm.


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uhhh...

- korrie

OT:
I guess preferences are like...
Cute face
Brown hair
Brown eyes
Shorter (5'2 - 5'7)

There's probably more.

Having seen your Mediterranean mistress to-be I see you adhere to this archetype quite closely...
*Sigh*
Oh Napalm.
lol


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gurb
Sense of morality, piety, and honor. Doesn't push for, nor wishes to engage in, sexual activity.

Highly intelligent, witty.

Brown hair, mid neck or shorter.

Height, eyes are not of great importance.

Likes Star Wars.

Willing to adopt German as primary language.


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Also girls with brown hair/darker hair that are tan= hnnnnng



Hnng overload


 
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The Rage....
I like my women how I like turtles.

Teenage and possibly mutated.


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dank officers


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I love white women.


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My penis inside it.


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like this





nahhhhh but i dont really have a type. i like pretty faces and non-obese bodies.


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booty


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Are you kidding? Everyday my senses are overloaded by hot girls, and hot boys for that matter. I live in Sweden, the country that's said to contain the hottest girls, and I can adhere to that. I go to the gym 4 days in a wekk, and I always see a booty like no other, or two, or three, or four; you get the point. Then I see them in all kinds of outfits. Other than the gym, I see hot women on the subway, in school, and on the streets. There's just no escaping them.

They're all cute, hot, sexy, or adorable. Because I went to a school that had model-tier girls all over the place from 6th grade to 9th grade I should be immune, but it only made me immune to normally hot girls. 7/10 is nothing to me, and I don't know how to feel when I see someone hot. Maybe I want to cry, or maybe I want to smash things, but it's making me hectic. I'm really close to being asexual, but so far away


I don't have a type
Last Edit: April 24, 2015, 02:19:58 AM by Desty