I'm bigger than all of my girlfriend's father's.

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I shake their hand and stare them dead in the eye, I can literally feel the submission and respect they have for me because they know I'm physically superior to them. I wonder if they know I'm going to ravage their slooty daughters and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it


 
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The Rage....
Stop making me feel lonely :'(


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My stupidity is self evident.
"At least he ain't black."


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all too easy


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I neither fear, nor despise.


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I rustled so many jimmies with that hahaha let me find the link


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I rustled so many jimmies with that hahaha let me find the link
I really do hope that post was a joke.


 
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The Rage....
The buttmad Jive did in that thread


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I rustled so many jimmies with that hahaha let me find the link
I really do hope that post was a joke.
Lmao of course, everyone was living out weird fantasies of like pulling out guns in front of the bfs so I rolled with the opposite

Of course I added some legit arrogance in there but I wasn't being serious


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So, your girl has to gay guys as dads?

Of course, they just want you to ravage them.


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So, your girl has to gay guys as dads?

Of course, they just want you to ravage them.
are you retarded?


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So, your girl has to gay guys as dads?

Of course, they just want you to ravage them.
are you retarded?
Let me correct myself, two*

And he has more then one girlfriend, all with faggot dads.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
So, your girl has to gay guys as dads?

Of course, they just want you to ravage them.
are you retarded?
Let me correct myself, two*

And he has more then one girlfriend, all with faggot dads.
how do i into english?


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So, your girl has to gay guys as dads?

Of course, they just want you to ravage them.
are you retarded?
Let me correct myself, two*

And he has more then one girlfriend, all with faggot dads.
how do i into english?
You're the bong arent you? Or can't you pronounce the words properly because all your teeth fell out?


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So, your girl has to gay guys as dads?

Of course, they just want you to ravage them.
are you retarded?
Let me correct myself, two*

And he has more then one girlfriend, all with faggot dads.
how do i into english?
You're the bong arent you? Or can't you pronounce the words properly because all your teeth fell out?
You've gone incoherent.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
That is something I will never be able to say


 
 
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Lol I can't have kids because of you. I would end up in jail. I see how my sister talks to my dad, no respect. When she started dating in 7th grade "serious dating" I kept an eye on her she dated nice guys that year, then she started failing classes and parents started punishing her by 8th grade she started dating douche bags some from high school. She -blam!-ed some guy named jake and then he started being a dick to her. He came over late one night through her window I heard them so I went outside and spied on them they were about to do it so I called the house phone, they freaked out he left through the window I was there waiting and told him to stop coming around here and forget about my sister without my sister knowing. He was a real asshole to me so the next day I got my 2 cousins together and we went and found him, we almost killed him luckily he didn't die and recovered just fine and the police never came to my door. So that was my sister imagine if she would of been my daughter and I'm her younger brother.

Pure. Gold.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I'm not the only one who thought about penises when they read the title, right?


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it
He can get a group of his friends to gang up on you or simply shoot you with a gun. 


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it
He can get a group of his friends to gang up on you or simply shoot you with a gun.
LOL

All that shit from fathers where they say you're gonna kill you is flexing. One dude said that to me once, I told him he can suck my dick after his daughter's done. Little pussy motherfucker didn't do nothing.
Maybe the guy didn't want sloppy seconds. You should have told him he has first dibs since he could be a classy man.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
So, your girl has to gay guys as dads?

Of course, they just want you to ravage them.
are you retarded?
Let me correct myself, two*

And he has more then one girlfriend, all with faggot dads.
how do i into english?
You're the bong arent you? Or can't you pronounce the words properly because all your teeth fell out?
Someone's mad


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So, your girl has to gay guys as dads?

Of course, they just want you to ravage them.
are you retarded?
Let me correct myself, two*

And he has more then one girlfriend, all with faggot dads.
how do i into english?
You're the bong arent you? Or can't you pronounce the words properly because all your teeth fell out?
Someone's mad
How original.