Worst sexual experiences

gats · January 04, 2018, 06:51:35 AM

It's something that happened to a friend, let's call him Sam. Sam decided to download Tinder and see if he can get any action since he's a virgin, he matched with this super hot girl and went to her place. She teased him so much and he couldnt believe that a girl like her would do him. She turned off the lights and told Sam to fuck her anally. He was beyond horny and there's the benefit of no accidental pregnancy so he accepted and went with it. Eventually after he cums, he turns on the lights to find a lil dangling penis between her legs. He busted right out of her place sobbing his guts out (he's extremely anti-LGBTQ). Let's just say he didnt sleep for two days haha

challengerX · January 04, 2018, 06:53:00 AM

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Dietrich Six · January 04, 2018, 07:02:10 AM

Still got laid

Batch · January 04, 2018, 07:15:08 AM

Probably crying cause he enjoyed it TBH...

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · January 04, 2018, 07:15:21 AM

haha
when you put the pp, but then it has pp too

xD

Casper · January 04, 2018, 07:27:58 AM

Whats the problem as long as the butt was clean?

gats · January 04, 2018, 08:22:45 AM

Quote from: Casper on January 04, 2018, 07:27:58 AM

Whats the problem as long as the butt was clean?

not telling someone you're a tranny prior to sex is a crime against humanity

Casper · January 04, 2018, 08:57:38 AM

Quote from: gats on January 04, 2018, 08:22:45 AM

Quote from: Casper on January 04, 2018, 07:27:58 AM
Whats the problem as long as the butt was clean?
not telling someone you're a tranny prior to sex is a crime against humanity

you know how many guys wish that would happen to them? consider yourself lucky

Super Irish · January 04, 2018, 11:30:03 AM

Hungarian housemate had a funny story, tho I'm fairly certain I've said it before. I still have no idea why he decided to tell my house, and our extended friend group later on, but eh.

Started off as a standard one night stand in Budapest, and Ish loved himself a bit of ass. He asked if she would bend over so he could get on with the task at hand, and went to work (He went on to brag how tight/great it was, but I'll skip that part)...

Until it wasn't great anymore. Ish was pumping away in the dark on the bed, and then he felt something warm and slimey run down his leg. It started smelling too, but he only figured out what it was when he touched whatever it was (still, pumping away however, girl oblivious or ignoring it). You've likely already guessed what it was.

From here, he stood at a crossroads in his mind, bent over a woman from behind. "Stop, and make her embarrassed and self-conscious... or keep going"

At this point in the story, he grinned like a rascal admiring his mischief and said;
"I kept going"

He hollers into laughter as everyone in his small gathered audience sours their already grim looks.

The Lord Ruler · January 04, 2018, 01:29:36 PM

why did you leave discord

The Lord Ruler · January 04, 2018, 01:32:09 PM

HAHAHA DID YOU FUCK A TRANNY

Saleem · January 04, 2018, 01:41:39 PM

Oh, I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the adam's apples roam
Where she's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

When the wind's from the east and the sun's from the west
And the ass on the lass is right
Come on down stop on by
Hop on a magic carpet ride
To another Arabian night

Arabian thots, like Arabian gays
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways

Arabian nights, 'neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on some dudes

Jim · January 04, 2018, 01:43:30 PM

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Coomer · January 04, 2018, 01:52:42 PM

Lucky

gats · January 04, 2018, 02:14:26 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on January 04, 2018, 01:29:36 PM

why did you leave discord

just temporary, until i get through my mid terms

The Lord Ruler · January 04, 2018, 02:32:31 PM

Quote from: gats on January 04, 2018, 02:14:26 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on January 04, 2018, 01:29:36 PM
why did you leave discord
just temporary, until i get through my mid terms

you cant fool me I know you're ashamed of putting your seed in the boypucci its ok we still love you come back

January 04, 2018, 02:46:03 PM

The horse kicked back

Jive Turkey · January 04, 2018, 05:14:12 PM

One time I had sex with a girl on her period but we forget her tampon was still in and I ended up pushing that shit way back in

Spent like 15 min digging through a bloody vagina looking for a tampon. Think I posted a picture of my reward on here actually lmao