I'm at a restaurant and my waitress looks like Lady Gaga

 
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Wat do?

 
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Offer her a record deal

 
 
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male, he/him

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order your meal, tip her well and go about your day

 
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Get of my lawn
Is she in a meat dress?

 
 
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Quote from: Snake on October 21, 2017, 08:24:11 PM
order your meal, tip her well and go about your day
Oh I'll tip her well alright

 
 
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Hmm...
You make this thread and don't take a picture? Stop being such a little bitch.

 
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Quote from: Cheat on October 21, 2017, 08:47:38 PM
You make this thread and don't take a picture? Stop being such a little bitch.
Why don't you stop being a bitch and bring back the print button you fuckin kike

 
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poke her face ha ha hoo

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sexually assault her

 
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If you know, you know.
Leave her a note of your sep7 username. If she's not on Sep7, ask her to register and put you down as the referrer.

 
 
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Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 22, 2017, 05:44:21 PM
Leave her a note of your sep7 username. If she's not on Sep7, ask her to register and put you down as the referrer.
She wrote "thank you :)" on my receipt cause she probably remembered me the last time I went

 
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Quote from: Jono on October 22, 2017, 05:50:46 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 22, 2017, 05:44:21 PM
Leave her a note of your sep7 username. If she's not on Sep7, ask her to register and put you down as the referrer.
She wrote "thank you :)" on my receipt cause she probably remembered me the last time I went
Did she call you Jono?

 
 
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Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 22, 2017, 05:54:12 PM
Quote from: Jono on October 22, 2017, 05:50:46 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 22, 2017, 05:44:21 PM
Leave her a note of your sep7 username. If she's not on Sep7, ask her to register and put you down as the referrer.
She wrote "thank you :)" on my receipt cause she probably remembered me the last time I went
Did she call you Jono?
She will in bed

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does this stuff even work?
you should use cheesy pickup lines

 
 
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Quote from: The Hån on October 22, 2017, 11:25:17 PM
you should use cheesy pickup lines
Tinder has taught me that girls like dad jokes

 
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Quote from: Jono on October 22, 2017, 11:36:51 PM
Quote from: The Hån on October 22, 2017, 11:25:17 PM
you should use cheesy pickup lines
Tinder has taught me that girls like dad jokes

dude you should approach her with a hard on while you pant hard as fuck.

 
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Get of my lawn
You still didn't answer if she's wearing a meat dress.

 
 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 23, 2017, 12:58:14 AM
You still didn't answer if she's wearing a meat dress.
Don't think they allow that at Buffalo Wild Wings