I was at the skate park near my house, which is where everybody goes to do drugs. So there were these kids that looked 10 who were being temped to take a hit. I say to them "There are undercover Cops here that are waiting to arrest you." They called my bluff so I said "If you do that you're gonna end up looking like me when you're older."
They bolted the fuck out of there.
I'm a good role model.