I'm a cuck

RomanGladiator · February 24, 2016, 04:22:54 AM

Meeting someone tomorrow. I suggested a Dunkin donuts. She said how about a lunch. I said sure, subway. She goes on, I meant like a sit down place. Ok...and she said she's bossy in the bedroom. She's a 5'9" blonde . Going to get my face squished from that booty tomorrow lads.

A Cheese Potato · February 24, 2016, 04:24:27 AM

I look forward to hearing how it goes

gats · February 24, 2016, 04:28:24 AM

wow she must be real excited
friend: "so where's your date taking you tomorrow"
her: "dunkin donuts or subway i couldn't make it out over his mumbling"

coffee and walk somewhere nice is usually ok

R o c k e t · February 24, 2016, 04:34:24 AM

No no no. You are PLANNING to meet someone tomorrow.

But we all know how that goes.

R o c k e t · February 24, 2016, 04:36:10 AM

I don't know why Roman thinks this is a good look for anyone

Mattie G Indahouse · February 24, 2016, 04:36:53 AM

What happened to the last girl?

RomanGladiator · February 24, 2016, 04:43:24 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on February 24, 2016, 04:36:53 AM

What happened to the last girl?

I didn't get s text back after we met. Then I met this one on Tinder, she knows my brother. She's cuter than the last one anyways, and says she enjoys doing things on the first date.

velox · February 24, 2016, 05:05:14 AM

Wait, how is that being a cuck? I thought a cuck was when someone else had sex with your partner.

Batch · February 24, 2016, 05:06:57 AM

*yawn*

Oh · February 24, 2016, 06:31:57 AM

that isn't a cuck.

Ingy · February 24, 2016, 06:35:52 AM

Hopefully one day you will find a girl so fat that she crushes your face when she sits on it

mojo · February 24, 2016, 07:00:27 AM

that's not a cuck you dum head

Nick McIntyre · February 24, 2016, 10:11:18 AM

Be sure to tell her something naughty

DAS B00T x2 · February 24, 2016, 10:16:54 AM

5'9, so I'm guessing 250 lbs?

Coco · February 24, 2016, 10:21:15 AM

Yeah, and if you really want to seal the deal, you'll take her to McDonalds and let her pick whatever she wants off the dollar menu. Guaranteed ass to face.

RomanGladiator · February 24, 2016, 10:37:48 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 24, 2016, 10:16:54 AM

5'9, so I'm guessing 250 lbs?

Probably around there.

RomanGladiator · February 24, 2016, 10:45:07 AM

Quote from: ALIASED TORSO; on February 24, 2016, 07:00:27 AM

that's not a cuck you dum head

I know, what I should probably have said is submissive.

Verbatim · February 24, 2016, 10:58:10 AM

i hate you so much

RomanGladiator · February 24, 2016, 10:59:13 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 24, 2016, 10:58:10 AM

i hate you so much

Ok.

PSU · February 24, 2016, 11:08:35 AM

Get it bro!! Good work

DAS B00T x2 · February 24, 2016, 11:12:23 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 24, 2016, 10:37:48 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 24, 2016, 10:16:54 AM
5'9, so I'm guessing 250 lbs?
Probably around there.

Absolutely disgusting

RomanGladiator · February 24, 2016, 11:14:19 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 24, 2016, 11:12:23 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 24, 2016, 10:37:48 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 24, 2016, 10:16:54 AM
5'9, so I'm guessing 250 lbs?
Probably around there.
Absolutely disgusting

You have more extreme fetishes than me. I just like bigger girls.

DAS B00T x2 · February 24, 2016, 11:17:11 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 24, 2016, 11:14:19 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 24, 2016, 11:12:23 AM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 24, 2016, 10:37:48 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 24, 2016, 10:16:54 AM
5'9, so I'm guessing 250 lbs?
Probably around there.
Absolutely disgusting
You have more extreme fetishes than me. I just like bigger girls.

Yeah but my fetishes usually won't end up killing the girl.

Jive Turkey · February 24, 2016, 12:52:43 PM

God damn that's heavy

What do these girls pussys smell like dude? 😖

Jono · February 24, 2016, 02:18:27 PM

If that means you're a cuck, then I must be a sexual tyrannosaur

RomanGladiator · February 24, 2016, 04:32:29 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 24, 2016, 12:52:43 PM

God damn that's heavy

What do these girls pussys smell like dude? 😖

Not bad. I don't hesitate to bury my head between their thighs as long as they reciprocate with me.

RomanGladiator · February 24, 2016, 04:41:46 PM

>tfw she's only seen the Force Awakens for Star Wars

February 24, 2016, 04:46:16 PM

Quote from: Velox on February 24, 2016, 05:05:14 AM

Wait, how is that being a cuck?

It's not. People just call all male subs cucks because it sounds more insulting.

Thun · February 24, 2016, 04:48:57 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 24, 2016, 10:37:48 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 24, 2016, 10:16:54 AM
5'9, so I'm guessing 250 lbs?
Probably around there.

That's literally morbidly obese.

Thun · February 24, 2016, 04:49:29 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 24, 2016, 04:41:46 PM

>tfw she's only seen the Force Awakens for Star Wars

Star Wars is fucking gay, who even cares?