how would you feel

Verbatim · August 15, 2015, 04:22:57 PM

if one day, i was like, "hey guys, i was just trolling the entire time--i'm actually a huge otaku, and my favorite anime are bleach, death note, jojo's bizarre adventure, and kill la kill. i don't really hate anime at all. i also love halo, star wars, and basically everything i've ever denounced. i was trolling about all of that. oh, also, i'm actually not a vegan at all--i don't give a fuck about animal abuse (because they're just animals, right?) and i eat meat every single day of my life. i think feminism is stupid, because women already have equal rights in america, so it's pointless to be a feminist. i'm also not an anti-natalist. i think people should have as many kids as they want, and i most certainly don't want the human race to go extinct. life is too cool--i wouldn't want anyone to be prevented from being born, which is why i'm also vehemently against abortion, because that's god's way. oh, yes, i believe in god, now. nine inch nails is my least favorite band, and i merely did that to look cool and edgy. my name isn't actually jacob potila and that guy that i keep posting a picture of isn't actually me. i built the verbatim persona from the ground up and kept it going for however many years as a social experiment."

how would you react

because there were a couple people, both here and on b.old, who were absolutely convinced that everything i say is just an elaborate troll--which isn't the case, but sometimes i wonder, what if it WAS the case?

DAS B00T x2 · August 15, 2015, 04:25:03 PM

I wouldn't love you anymore.

The Lord Ruler · August 15, 2015, 04:27:30 PM

i wouldnt be too suprised tbh

Epsira · August 15, 2015, 04:29:20 PM

The weeb chat would abduct you, and you'd never be heard from again.

August 15, 2015, 04:29:37 PM

You'd be a pretty goddamn dedicated troll.

Mr. Psychologist · August 15, 2015, 04:30:02 PM

Probably think you were trolling about trolling.

i am karjala takaisin · August 15, 2015, 04:30:08 PM

i would say you verb8'd us quite well

Ásgeirr · August 15, 2015, 04:33:15 PM

Shit taste confirmed

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · August 15, 2015, 04:37:24 PM

Me too.

Doctor Doom · August 15, 2015, 04:41:05 PM

Oh, you got me good, Verbybear. <3

Coco · August 15, 2015, 04:42:20 PM

Besides having room for breaking character, and not necessarily having the polar opposite opinion, I wouldn't be too surprised by a chunk of that.

Sandtrap · August 15, 2015, 04:44:06 PM

I happened to run the concept by in my head. And this is only feedback I got.

Null. I don't even think I'd shrug if you said that. Dunno why.

But I got nothing.

gats · August 15, 2015, 04:44:21 PM

I wouldn't really mind.

challengerX · August 15, 2015, 04:46:45 PM

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Thun · August 15, 2015, 04:52:02 PM

Hold up nigga, hold up

U WASN'T TROLLIN'?!

True Turquoise · August 15, 2015, 04:53:47 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 15, 2015, 04:22:57 PM

jojo's bizarre adventure

I forgive you

Dopameme · August 15, 2015, 04:55:23 PM

I'd continue on with my life like it never happened

Septy · August 15, 2015, 04:55:30 PM

jojo is shit

Verbatim · August 15, 2015, 04:56:03 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on August 15, 2015, 04:55:23 PM

I'd continue on with my life like it never happened

#StonerLife

oh, i forgot to add something to do with me not actually being straight-edge or something

Flee · August 15, 2015, 04:58:49 PM

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Verbatim · August 15, 2015, 04:59:09 PM

Quote from: Flee on August 15, 2015, 04:58:49 PM

Depends. Does "I actually love My Little Pony with a burning, fiery passion" fit somewhere in that list?

yes
sure

Flee · August 15, 2015, 05:02:29 PM

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TB · August 15, 2015, 05:03:40 PM

Meh, it would explain a lot.
But that would possibly be the best troll ever.

Sandtrap · August 15, 2015, 05:04:31 PM

Ah, figured it out. If you ever officially stated something like that I'd get the null reaction cause you'd be dead to me.

Anybody who's a sham or a joker in that kind of regard warrants no emotional or particular mental investment whatsoever in any shape or form since you could never again tell whether what they say is true or not.

Basically, what I'm trying to say here is.

Spoiler

Deleted · August 15, 2015, 05:08:26 PM

I'd shoot you in the face for liking Bleach.

Jive Turkey · August 15, 2015, 05:36:11 PM

I'd kill myself

Epsira · August 15, 2015, 05:42:13 PM

I'd be curious about how you inhabited this persona with this much dedication.

Turkey · August 15, 2015, 05:42:35 PM

Wouldn't care. It's your own time to waste, after all. I'd honestly be kind of relieved about some of your beliefs (and I don't mean that as a backhanded insult).

🂿 · August 15, 2015, 06:21:45 PM

I'd laugh.

Verbatim · August 15, 2015, 06:25:01 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on August 15, 2015, 05:42:35 PM

Wouldn't care. It's your own time to waste, after all. I'd honestly be kind of relieved about some of your beliefs (and I don't mean that as a backhanded insult).

which ones