How to ruin a morning before school/work

Luciana · March 15, 2016, 11:48:15 AM

Make a breakfast hot pocket, bite into it, and find the middle is cold

Morning ruined

Epsira · March 15, 2016, 11:50:51 AM

Your first mistake was eating hotpockets to begin with.

Luciana · March 15, 2016, 11:52:15 AM

Mind you, this was when I was like a freshman in highschool

it just stuck with me

Epsira · March 15, 2016, 11:54:16 AM

In high school my mornings were usually ruined anyway because of migraines. I also didn't eat breakfast...

Luciana · March 15, 2016, 11:56:03 AM

Quote from: Epsira on March 15, 2016, 11:54:16 AM

In high school my mornings were usually ruined anyway because of migraines. I also didn't eat breakfast...

Eating breakfast is important!

Pippen · March 15, 2016, 12:00:46 PM

I did that with breakfast sausage.

And why the fuck are you eating hot pockets in the morning?

Epsira · March 15, 2016, 12:04:16 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 15, 2016, 11:56:03 AM

Quote from: Epsira on March 15, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
In high school my mornings were usually ruined anyway because of migraines. I also didn't eat breakfast...
Eating breakfast is important!

I only learned this after high school. As soon as I started drinking water and eating in the mornings I stopped getting headaches/migraines.
I'm not very intelligent to begin with, but I should have at least tried eating as a possible solution.

Luciana · March 15, 2016, 12:09:31 PM

Quote from: Pip on March 15, 2016, 12:00:46 PM

I did that with breakfast sausage.

And why the fuck are you eating hot pockets in the morning?

the breakfast ones

Sandtrap · March 15, 2016, 12:17:00 PM

I remember having highly condensed mornings.

I'd get homework and say fuck that shit, play videya gams at night and then go to sleep. Wake up with half an hour to go in the morning. Shut my alarm clock off and go back to sleep. Second alarm would go and then I'd roll out of bed onto the floor and slug my way towards something not my bed.

Juggle eating and homework in the span of 15 minutes while throwing stuff into my pack.

I always desperately wanted to murder my alarm clocks for ruining comfy warm time.

Septy · March 15, 2016, 12:22:20 PM

Bagel + egg= happy morning

DAS B00T x2 · March 15, 2016, 12:49:32 PM

You know what's even worse?
Grounds in your coffee.

Ushan · March 15, 2016, 12:57:08 PM

Quote from: Epsira on March 15, 2016, 11:54:16 AM

In high school my mornings were usually ruined anyway because of migraines. I also didn't eat breakfast...

Same.

gats · March 15, 2016, 01:07:31 PM

I eat cereal pretty much every day, it just works If I fired up a video right now and showed you my cereal you would throw money at the screen

Puro · March 15, 2016, 02:37:47 PM

I don't eat breakfast.

Winy · March 15, 2016, 03:26:40 PM

How people don't eat breakfast is beyond me.

I'd feel like absolute trash the rest of the day.

True Turquoise · March 15, 2016, 03:52:04 PM

Coffee

True Turquoise · March 15, 2016, 03:58:26 PM

Quote from: Winy on March 15, 2016, 03:26:40 PM

How people don't eat breakfast is beyond me.

I'd feel like absolute trash the rest of the day.

I remember an exam day in school, a 3 hour exam first thing, I didn't eat breakfast for some odd reason.

I almost died that day.

Doctor Doom · March 15, 2016, 04:12:14 PM

Knowing I have school and work ruins my morning anyway.

Coomer · March 15, 2016, 04:13:10 PM

How to ruin a morning before school/work:

Wake up alive

Mattie G Indahouse · March 15, 2016, 07:55:02 PM

I figured it's by posting on this site and nobody but yourself posted withing hours.

Jono · March 15, 2016, 08:01:52 PM

I hope that hot pocket gives you diabetes and you'll learn to eat some real food for breakfast next time

Korra · March 15, 2016, 08:03:41 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 15, 2016, 08:01:52 PM

I hope that hot pocket gives you diabetes and you'll learn to eat some real food for breakfast next time

Calm down loco

Jono · March 15, 2016, 08:05:04 PM

Quote from: Korra on March 15, 2016, 08:03:41 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 15, 2016, 08:01:52 PM
I hope that hot pocket gives you diabetes and you'll learn to eat some real food for breakfast next time
Calm down loco

No sympathy for ~~cardboard~~ hot pocket eaters

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