Yo So dis here be uh tutorial on rolling joints. It's fine ass simple once you git da hang o' it. ah don' know how much chronic you use in joints; ah usually roll two zoots from uh benz (or dime bag). ah also use uh fair bit o' tobacco. So size iz variable. Yeah, Irish wanted uh tutorial an' Dan wanted uh video tutorial, but fuq dat. First things first, you need ta make uh roach. ah usually gank tips or somethin` from da swapmeet, or just cannibalise da green card from da back o' some long rizla (as above). Fold part o' it ova an' rip it off. Place da card in da webbing between yo' thumb an' forefinger an' rub until it iz floppy. Next you need ta take yo' rizla an' place da roach at whichever end you feel iz most comfortable. ah'm left-handed, so ah gots da roach on da left-hand side; it's easier ta roll. Next you need ta git yo' tobacco. Spread some along da rizla. You can use as much or as little as you please, just as long as its enough ta form uh snake down da rizla, simply ta he`p it burn. You could also mix it in wif da ground chronic--or grind it wif da chronic--an' then place da mixture on da rizla. Tobacco, however, ain't strictly necessary. Next you place da chronic on da rizla. ah use two cards.Now we's actually roll da zoot. Pick up da joint by da roach, pinching da rizla around it wif yo' thumb an' yo' forefinger ta make sho nahh chronic falls around it an' fucks up da roll. Usin` yo' thumb an' forefinger on yo' free hand, pinch da rizla just above da chronic an' roll it into uh sausage shape. As you can (kinda) see here. Tuck da rizla at da bottom o' da zoot around da roach. an' then gently tuck in da rizla further along da joint. Until finally da lengf o' da rizla iz tucked ova da sausage o' chronic. Roll da zoot up until da end touches da gum o' da rizla. Then lick da gum from halfway up, an' gentle stick it ta da paper, making sho da roll stays tight--especially around da roach--da whole tyme. Then lick da bottom half o' da gum an' gently stick it down; ah find it's easiest ta do it while turning da zoot in muh motha fuckin hands. Then you gots yo' joint!Now you just need ta finish it off. Find somethin` like da flat end o' uh pencil ta poke it down tightly. an' dere you gots yo' zoot. Now all you need ta do iz smoke it, muh motha fuckin bruddah Ya' dig?
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da sausage o' chronic
Holy shit, the legends are true, Brits do put tobacco in joints.Fucking disgusting.
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Were you in a school bathroom or what?
why do americans find it weird to put tobacco in a spiff? i always do it because the dude who showed me how to roll said it burns better if you mix a little tobacco with it.
One-two rips is comparable to a whole joint or very likely even more.