NSFW How to make your own fleshlight

MyNameIsCharlie · October 13, 2015, 12:23:27 PM

Materials:

1 rubber glove
2 rubber bands
1 hand towel
The lubricant of your choice

Take the towel and wrap the rubber glove with about 2 inches of the opening outside the towel. Secure the towel closed with the rubber bands. Fold the wrist of the glove over the towel to create an orifice. Soak the towel with warm water. Lubricate the opening and inside of glove.

Now fuck it.

Enjoy

CK97 · October 13, 2015, 12:25:32 PM

MyNameIsCharlie · October 13, 2015, 12:27:22 PM

Quote from: CK97 on October 13, 2015, 12:25:32 PM

No

Yes

Sandtrap · October 13, 2015, 12:35:03 PM

I've got a cheaper, easier alternative.

Watermelon, drill a hole, put duck in it.

Done.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 13, 2015, 12:37:21 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 12:35:03 PM

I've got a cheaper, easier alternative.

Watermelon, drill a hole, put duck in it.

Done.

2 issues.

1) Seeds in your dickhole

2) If a black guy saw you fucking a watermelon... LA, Ferguson, Watts, Oakland... All previous riots would pale in comparison to what will happen

Sandtrap · October 13, 2015, 12:40:57 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 13, 2015, 12:37:21 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 12:35:03 PM
I've got a cheaper, easier alternative.

Watermelon, drill a hole, put duck in it.

Done.

2 issues.

1) Seeds in your dickhole

2) If a black guy saw you fucking a watermelon... LA, Ferguson, Watts, Oakland... All previous riots would pale in comparison to what will happen

1. Seedless watermelons, look it up bitch

2. Write "Fuck the po po" on it and you're in the clear

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 13, 2015, 12:41:52 PM

Dude, wtf do you classify your posts as?

Epsira · October 13, 2015, 12:42:26 PM

I once saw something using corn starch "molds."
It was intriguing but I'd rather eat than fuck, honestly.

Sandtrap · October 13, 2015, 12:42:41 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 13, 2015, 12:41:52 PM

Dude, wtf do you classify your posts as?

Events and Travel category like on Youtube

MyNameIsCharlie · October 13, 2015, 12:47:04 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 12:42:41 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 13, 2015, 12:41:52 PM
Dude, wtf do you classify your posts as?

Events and Travel category like on Youtube

More or less

Onion · October 13, 2015, 12:47:55 PM

Well I have a real one so.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 13, 2015, 12:50:38 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 12:42:41 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 13, 2015, 12:41:52 PM
Dude, wtf do you classify your posts as?

Events and Travel category like on Youtube

Sports and recreation

gats · October 13, 2015, 12:52:13 PM

How do you guys know this shit man?

MyNameIsCharlie · October 13, 2015, 12:52:58 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 13, 2015, 12:50:38 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 12:42:41 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 13, 2015, 12:41:52 PM
Dude, wtf do you classify your posts as?

Events and Travel category like on Youtube
Sports and recreation

Beating off as a sport? Like competitively?
That has promise...

Would it be full contact?

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 13, 2015, 12:55:45 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 13, 2015, 12:52:58 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 13, 2015, 12:50:38 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 12:42:41 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 13, 2015, 12:41:52 PM
Dude, wtf do you classify your posts as?

Events and Travel category like on Youtube
Sports and recreation

Beating off as a sport? Like competitively?
That has promise...

Would it be full contact?

You made me choke on my apple

-_-'

Ingy · October 13, 2015, 02:13:54 PM

Or you can use your goddamn hands like a man

Thun · October 13, 2015, 02:18:50 PM

Latex allergics need not apply.

DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 02:19:00 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 13, 2015, 12:37:21 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 12:35:03 PM
I've got a cheaper, easier alternative.

Watermelon, drill a hole, put duck in it.

Done.

2 issues.

1) Seeds in your dickhole

2) If a black guy saw you fucking a watermelon... LA, Ferguson, Watts, Oakland... All previous riots would pale in comparison to what will happen

I dunno if the seeds would be a huge issue.

The melon worked phenomenally well for internet TS sensation Long Mint.

Super Irish · October 13, 2015, 02:23:24 PM

That sounds ridiculously desperate.

Word Wizard · October 13, 2015, 02:26:27 PM

Alternative version: Queef light

1 pound of pink Flarp
1 empty paper towel roll

Luis · October 13, 2015, 02:43:30 PM

My friend showed me an image of a diy fleshlight

ａｄｕｂａｔｏ · October 13, 2015, 02:49:24 PM

sorry but this doesn't work very well

MyNameIsCharlie · October 13, 2015, 02:53:34 PM

Quote from: adubato on October 13, 2015, 02:49:24 PM

sorry but this doesn't work very well

The instructions are clear.

R o c k e t · October 13, 2015, 03:17:45 PM

DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 04:01:56 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 13, 2015, 02:53:34 PM

Quote from: adubato on October 13, 2015, 02:49:24 PM
sorry but this doesn't work very well

The instructions are clear.

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in toaster.

Sandtrap · October 13, 2015, 06:23:23 PM

Quote from: ☢ Nuketown on October 13, 2015, 06:20:02 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 13, 2015, 12:35:03 PM
put duck in it.
quack

One misplaced key makes all the difference I guess.

Girl of Mystery · October 13, 2015, 06:59:41 PM

Quote from: 👌ni👌n on October 13, 2015, 12:47:55 PM

Well I have a real one so.

what, a fleshlight, or a real woman?

Onion · October 14, 2015, 01:58:27 AM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 13, 2015, 06:59:41 PM

Quote from: 👌ni👌n on October 13, 2015, 12:47:55 PM
Well I have a real one so.
what, a fleshlight, or a real woman?

yes

Engrapadora · October 14, 2015, 02:01:49 AM

One time I made one with two sponges, a rubber band, some plastic wrap, and a solo cup. You fold the plastic wrap and put it between the sponges, then jam them into the cup and fold the loose plastic ends over the sides of the cup and hold them there with the rubber band. Put in plenty of lube and go to town on it.

I got off, but it wasn't actually any better than masturbating, so not really worth it. Fortunately the plastic wrap contained all the mess so I just put the sponges back in the kitchen and no one ever noticed.

Cadenza has moved on · October 14, 2015, 02:04:16 AM

I once tried cutting a hole in an apple and...don't try cutting a hole in an apple.