How to decode your teenager's yapping

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For some reason many teenagers are refusing to use proper American. To assist parents with understanding their teenages I will now share my vaste knowledge on the subject of teenage yapping. Simply lookup what your teenager is saying and see what it actually means.




 
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What about oral or vaginal


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
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Makes sense. I use all of these at Oss.


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I want to have anal sex