Say “Don’t come to school tomorrow.” and walk away.

Well killing him at school wouldnt be wise now would it

 I mean in my personal experience I think it's good to just have witty jokes. Not necessarily comebacks but just something clever that'll lighten the mood and show your not a target or somethin'

 Most of the people I've seen bullied just can't take jokes or know how to interact with people. I mean sure there's special cases where some kid is a genuine asshole, in those cases just fuckin' fight em'. You're both kids, you'll just get a slap on the wrist or summin

Suck their dick to assert dominance

Works every time.

To some a confrontation is enough to do it  - to others a demonstration of force. If you make it painful enough to do it, they won't bother anymore and will find someone easier.

My brother beat the shit out of a little shit who tried it on him, by beating him with a book.

I mean in my personal experience I think it's good to just have witty jokes. Not necessarily comebacks but just something clever that'll lighten the mood and show your not a target or somethin'

 Most of the people I've seen bullied just can't take jokes or know how to interact with people. I mean sure there's special cases where some kid is a genuine asshole, in those cases just fuckin' fight em'. You're both kids, you'll just get a slap on the wrist or summin

Lol same, I was just buzzed when I wrote this idk wtf I’m doing

Most people deserve to get bullied

I wasn’t really bullied before but in middle school I got jumped for calling this dudes girlfriend a hoe.... But....