The ailment of autism is gradually taking its toll on America. Year after year, more cases of autism arise and eventually, 100% of the population here will have severe low-functioning autism. We've already seen what 100% autism levels can do to a community like The Flood. There's no telling what will happen if this occurs nation or even worldwide.

Here's my step-by-step guide to curing autism, one person at a time.

1. Aquire an autist.
This should be fairly simple. Chances are that a member of your family, your neighbor, or even yourself have been diagnosed with autism.

2. Gather ingredients.
Purchase several containers of bleach and ammonia-based cleaning products from your local supermarket. This again should be fairly easy as there are now three Walmarts per 1.2 people in America.

3. Begin cleansing.
It's been scientifically proven that mixing bleach and ammonia together produces a cleansing gas which is extremely effective at curing autism, AIDS, and even niggers. In order to begin treatment, lock your autist in your toilet room and stuff a towel under the door. Then instruct your autist to combine the bleach and ammonia in the toilet and mix it with his or her hands. After a half hour or so, the treatment should be complete.

This treatment can cure any case of autism, no matter how severe. Contact me if you have any questions. Dr. Desticle signing off.

Instructions unclear, autist stuck in a toaster.