No, no, no--this is how not to be beta

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
So, tomorrow I go back to college and decided to look on this site called Blackboard and see if my new professors put anything up. Notice one course has a roster, clicked it, and went to excel. Looking through the class......well........there's this girl, and this is where it turns all FUCKING ALPHA AS FUCK

Back like 2 years ago, I went camping with my parents and with another family my parents know. This girl in my class is nonetheless their daughter and we were both like really shy around each other for the weekend, but in a nice way. Managed to get her number and decided to ask if she wanted to just see a movie, as friends. While it wasn't a date, it was the first time I had been out with a girl by myself.....nobody else. But our parents kinda pushed us to do it so we were a bit uncomfortable. We ended up having a decent time, we texted each other for a while, but that was it.

And now it's been two years! This is the perfect opportunity for me to rekindle a tenuous bond I once had, and maybe get some not-so-strange strange. This is a golden moment--I have a girl who's pretty hot, and with whom I have a history. This is really going to work to my advantage.


 
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Needs more penis.



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This is better. And it's what I would do, personally.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Needs more penis.
Knowing Kinder, she's probably a tranny anyway.


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I'll be honest, I like this one much better. Mine was more fratire but this is how to actually not be a faggot


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>tells Kinder to let it go
>makes another thread about it


 
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I'll be honest, I like this one much better. Mine was more fratire but this is how to actually not be a faggot
Yours was lame.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
>tells Kinder to let it go
>makes another thread about it
No I didn't. I said he was being stupid by making another thread.

Fortunately, stupidity is a prime source of entertainment.


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This is great.


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Yours was lame.
Thanks m8.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
This is great.
He really ought to be thanking us all. It's not every day I let other people know how to be alpha.


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I'll be honest, I like this one much better. Mine was more fratire but this is how to actually not be a faggot
Yours was lame.
Thanks m8.
No problem. I'm here to help.


 
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This is great.
He really ought to be thanking us all. It's not every day I let other people know how to be alpha.

He needs to lighten up.