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How the fuck am I supposed to get a job

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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>2016
>having a hard time finding a job

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
My favorites were ads like "Entry level labor starting now!" with subtext reading "experience required and prior forklift/machinery training expected"

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dude get a job as a labourer, you'll become strong as fuck

 
 
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i just wanna try to get a job for some cash money for summer but wisdom teeth and hearing aid implant might hinder that :'(

 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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When I applied for Disney, I literally just fluffed my resume and answered their fourth grade level questions in a way they wanted a drone to answer them. Still nearly ruined my interview though, interviewer asked me why I thought safety was the most important aspect in Disney and I flat out said "Well you can't have fun if you're dead". Surprised I'm still working here myself tbh.

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Do you have a degree?

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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Quote from: gats on May 08, 2016, 04:31:20 PM
dude get a job as a labourer, you'll become strong as fuck
did that last summer

Can't go back

I'll take the shitty hours and bad pay fast food and retail offers, but I won't do labor anymore.
Why?
It was miserable

North carolina is fucking hot, a third of my coworkers were borderline retarded, the others weren't cool enough to make the workday tolerable, the pay wasn't enough

Plus I'm skinny as shit and nobody would think I can do anything competently until they see me do it, which tends to lead to bullshit.
Why don't you join the military? Get some experience. You're a young dude and have a propensity for learning, learn a language that'd be useful on translation jobs for PMC, Farsi etc.
Marines and army aren't the best IMO I've talked to MANY ex-military though to back up my opinion.
Go for Airforce.

 
 
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You basically have to keep applying until there's a place desperate to take someone without prior work experience.

 
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Quote from: SecondClass on May 08, 2016, 04:28:58 PM
>2016
>having a hard time finding a job
seven applications filed this year

nothing

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: challengerX on May 08, 2016, 07:01:54 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on May 08, 2016, 07:00:43 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 08, 2016, 04:28:58 PM
>2016
>having a hard time finding a job
seven applications filed this year

nothing
seven is nothing dude
especially over the course of a whole year

 
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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Why can't you apply online? Pretty easy way of applying desu, especially if you're a pasty ass NEET. Beggars can't be choosers.
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Quote from: SecondClass on May 08, 2016, 07:03:05 PM
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>2016
>having a hard time finding a job
seven applications filed this year

nothing
seven is nothing dude
especially over the course of a whole year
i meant this summer, and it hasn't even been a whole year yet, fucknut

 
 
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Quote from: SecondClass on May 08, 2016, 07:03:05 PM
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Quote from: SecondClass on May 08, 2016, 04:28:58 PM
>2016
>having a hard time finding a job
seven applications filed this year

nothing
seven is nothing dude
especially over the course of a whole year

Basically this.  Seven is pretty paltry. You should be filing multiple ones a week if you don't already have a job and want one.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
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Quote from: challengerX on May 08, 2016, 07:01:54 PM
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>2016
>having a hard time finding a job
seven applications filed this year

nothing
seven is nothing dude
especially over the course of a whole year
i meant this summer, and it hasn't even been a whole year yet, fucknut
lmao can you chill

if you meant this summer then say this summer

 
 
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Quote from: challengerX on May 08, 2016, 07:01:54 PM
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>2016
>having a hard time finding a job
seven applications filed this year

nothing
seven is nothing dude
it's six more than necessary for the kind of jobs i'm applying to

i define "hard time" as anything more than one application for a job like bagging groceries

i mean, for fuck's sake

 
 
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Quote from: LC on May 08, 2016, 07:05:33 PM
Basically this.  Seven is pretty paltry. You should be filing multiple ones a week if you don't already have a job and want one.
that's the thing, though

i don't want a job

i'm societally obligated to get a job, so i'm not going to be filing them as if i enjoy doing it

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Quote from: Varg on May 08, 2016, 04:33:01 PM
"entry" level position
2 years experience required
4 year degree required 
pays minimum wage

yup

I love those jobs. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

 
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