How the fuck am I supposed to get a job

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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Reading these comments, I'm really surprised this is what the situation in the US is like.
The American dream is for foreigners only. Us nationals know what it's really like living here.


 
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That's one application every 2 and a half weeks.

What the fuck have you been doing?
i meant this summer

so, including the two i just filed, literally an application almost every day

learn how to FUCKING read


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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if you meant this summer then say this summer


 
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if you meant this summer then say this summer
it should've been the most obvious thing in the world that i wouldn't have the time or energy to even attempt getting a job during the fucking school semester, on top of everything else in my life, include driving lessons

a monkey could've gleaned that


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if you meant this summer then say this summer
it should've been the most obvious thing in the world that i wouldn't have the time or energy to even attempt getting a job during the fucking school semester, on top of everything else in my life, include driving lessons

a monkey could've gleaned that
You're assuming we actually know what you're doing, you said year, we think year.

No reason to get snappy.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
if you meant this summer then say this summer
it should've been the most obvious thing in the world that i wouldn't have the time or energy to even attempt getting a job during the fucking school semester

a monkey could've gleaned that
having a college job is about the most widespread thing that college kids do (even I have one) so it's not too unreasonable to think you got one


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That's one application every 2 and a half weeks.

What the fuck have you been doing?
i meant this summer

so, including the two i just filed, literally an application almost every day

learn how to FUCKING read
Maybe you should've said that to begin with, you edgelord cunt.


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
if you meant this summer then say this summer
it should've been the most obvious thing in the world that i wouldn't have the time or energy to even attempt getting a job during the fucking school semester, on top of everything else in my life, include driving lessons

a monkey could've gleaned that
Umm no sorry I've known plenty to work (some even two jobs) and go to school at the same time. This argument just doesn't hold because we just aren't invested enough in understanding you to the point where we can gather whether or not you might want to find a job while going to school. It's really not that obvious.

You made a simple mistake not conveying your point well enough, just own up to it. Or don't. . . it's w/e I guess.


 
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Umm no sorry I've known plenty to work (some even two jobs) and go to school at the same time.
and everyone on this forum should know that i'm not that type of person

sorry, biggest dumbass on the forum, but you're wrong again


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Last Edit: May 09, 2016, 07:24:04 PM by Batch


 
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yeah, i sure did roast him, didn't i


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lmao "summer" job

i work just about full time and i'm a full time student except for the summer

once you have a job, don't leave it


 
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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Umm no sorry I've known plenty to work (some even two jobs) and go to school at the same time.
and everyone on this forum should know that i'm not that type of person

sorry, biggest dumbass on the forum, but you're wrong again
I really shouldn't know because I don't pay that much attention to you, and I would assume that there's a fair few others that don't as well. We aren't psychic, we actually have to care about something and be mindful of it to make an accurate deduction. Otherwise, if you state something people on here are going to take it at face value.

And what's with the petty insults? Trying to get under my skin or just feeding the ego? I really didn't say anything to be that phased over, and you don't strike me as the type to do it just for the sake of entertainment. .


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The Rage....
the worst part is you arent even guaranteed a job unless you know someone who can hook you up with a good word in a place you wanna work at. like, seriously, its such horseshit


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Umm no sorry I've known plenty to work (some even two jobs) and go to school at the same time.
and everyone on this forum should know that i'm not that type of person

sorry, biggest dumbass on the forum, but you're wrong again
You're assuming we're supposed to know or even remotely care about the ins and outs of your miserable life.


 
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You should strap on your job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies.


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ok, go grab like 50 applications, and go door to door and cold call the fuck out of these businesses. that is how you get results in the world we live in. don't just look at job boards, there's a lot more jobs in this world than what the postings say. and be sociable about it. go in there and say something like "hey, I was wondering if you guys may be hiring?" and if they say no, don't leave, ask if you can leave your resume for when they do get an opening.
Last Edit: May 10, 2016, 08:13:59 AM by Mega Sceptile


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Reading these comments, I'm really surprised this is what the situation in the US is like.
The American dream is for foreigners only. Us nationals know what it's really like living here.
I'd say that applies only to foreigners from third world countries. People from other developed countries have no delusions about what living in the US would actually be like and how dead the "American dream" is. I was just surprised to see how hard it is to even get an entry level job there. I figured it would be about equal, but from the sound of it things are pretty fucked up. Tertiary education is relatively cheap so that many high school graduates will get some sort of a degree, and aside from that there's plenty of jobs available in labor or retail.
From my experience here, retail is all the same middle aged people that have been working wherever since I moved here last year. Heck I live 15 minutes away from a big outlets/mall thing in one direction who rarely have anything open, to a mall 10 minutes the other way that still have no open positions.


 
 
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You're assuming we're supposed to know or even remotely care about the ins and outs of your miserable life.
Considering I'm the only person in the universe who matters? Yes, you are supposed to.

Anyone who doesn't should be killed.


 
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You're assuming we're supposed to know or even remotely care about the ins and outs of your miserable life.
Considering I'm the only person in the universe who matters? Yes, you are supposed to.

Anyone who doesn't should be killed.
okay, I laughed.