How should I call off work tomorrow?

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:29:39 AM

My main plan right now is say I've been throwing up since the morning and have diarrhea. I'm lookin for more believeable stories guise, halp 4

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 10, 2015, 12:30:26 AM

tell them you have to yiff with your internet friends

True Turquoise · January 10, 2015, 12:30:40 AM

Just go in, you lazy moron.

Assassin 11D7 · January 10, 2015, 12:30:57 AM

What's more believable than saying you were puking/running the brown river?

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:30:40 AM

Just go in, you lazy moron.

I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:32:37 AM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on January 10, 2015, 12:30:57 AM

What's more believable than saying you were puking/running the brown river?

I died? I dunno, got nothing bby

True Turquoise · January 10, 2015, 12:32:52 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:30:40 AM
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON

Then do whatever MORON

January 10, 2015, 12:33:22 AM

Ahaha, I called off work so many times when I got my first job. Say that your Grandma got some kind of disease and you had to fly a state away tonight to see her.

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The Lord Ruler · January 10, 2015, 12:34:17 AM

tell them youre shitting jizz from all of that ass pounding

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:34:58 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 10, 2015, 12:33:22 AM

Ahaha, I called off work so many times when I got my first job. Say that your Grandma got some kind of disease and you had to fly a state away tonight to see her.

I dunno man, I like my grandma

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:35:23 AM

Quote from: Z̼ͤ̓̒ͅḛ̸̻͉͙͚̤̌̔̉̍͘n̷̡͛͐͐ on January 10, 2015, 12:34:16 AM

Say your mom died.

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Azure · January 10, 2015, 12:36:01 AM

It's not wise to lie, but if you need to go somewhere...

R o c k e t · January 10, 2015, 12:36:05 AM

If you lose your voice like me, its easy to convince them you are sick.

January 10, 2015, 12:36:20 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:34:58 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 10, 2015, 12:33:22 AM
Ahaha, I called off work so many times when I got my first job. Say that your Grandma got some kind of disease and you had to fly a state away tonight to see her.
I dunno man, I like my grandma

Which makes it all the more believable that you urgently had to see her. She might not make it through this, after all.

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:38:36 AM

Quote from: Azure on January 10, 2015, 12:36:01 AM

It's not wise to lie, but if you need to go somewhere...

Nigga, it's fucking ridiculous working 3 HOURS on the WEEKEND AT NIGHT when I can be spending it with my friends/family.

Azure · January 10, 2015, 12:39:34 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:38:36 AM

Quote from: Azure on January 10, 2015, 12:36:01 AM
It's not wise to lie, but if you need to go somewhere...
Nigga, it's fucking ridiculous working 3 HOURS on the WEEKEND AT NIGHT when I can be spending it with my friends/family.

It gets you your pay, and well... Didn't you choose your job?

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:39:50 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:32:52 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:32:19 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:30:40 AM
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON
Then do whatever MORON

MORON

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:41:12 AM

Quote from: Azure on January 10, 2015, 12:39:34 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:38:36 AM
Quote from: Azure on January 10, 2015, 12:36:01 AM
It's not wise to lie, but if you need to go somewhere...
Nigga, it's fucking ridiculous working 3 HOURS on the WEEKEND AT NIGHT when I can be spending it with my friends/family.

It gets you your pay, and well... Didn't you choose your job?

It's doesn't matter if all I'm getting paid is minimum wage, I can deal with losing out 20 bucks or so.

True Turquoise · January 10, 2015, 12:44:13 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:39:50 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:32:52 AM
Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:32:19 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:30:40 AM
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON
Then do whatever MORON
MORON

I hope you get fired.

The Waifu Master · January 10, 2015, 12:44:56 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:30:40 AM
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON

Fucking lol, get someone to cover your shift.

Flood · January 10, 2015, 12:46:05 AM

Don't.

If you wanna keep your job, you'll go to work.

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:46:36 AM

Quote from: The Edgy Master on January 10, 2015, 12:44:56 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:32:19 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:30:40 AM
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON
Fucking lol, get someone to cover your shift.

No one can

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:46:57 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:44:13 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:39:50 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:32:52 AM
Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:32:19 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:30:40 AM
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON
Then do whatever MORON
MORON
I hope you get fired.

I do too..

Doctor Doom · January 10, 2015, 12:53:30 AM

Tell them a pink-haired twelve-year-old hit you with an axe.

Naru · January 10, 2015, 12:57:18 AM

Quote from: Slade on January 10, 2015, 12:46:05 AM

Don't.

If you wanna keep your job, you'll go to work.

And suddenly...

Gaining 20 bucks still is shit

Twitchyloner · January 10, 2015, 01:00:03 AM

You came home drunk at night, you saw a curry not releasing it was a very very hot lamb vindaloo curry and since you've eaten it you havn't left the toilet.

- From experience.

True Turquoise · January 10, 2015, 01:04:52 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:46:57 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:44:13 AM
Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:39:50 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:32:52 AM
Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 10, 2015, 12:32:19 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2015, 12:30:40 AM
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON
Then do whatever MORON
MORON
I hope you get fired.
I do too..

Then.. why are you even... oh.. whatever

Korra · January 10, 2015, 01:06:54 AM

Your grandma fell down some stairs...

Naru · January 10, 2015, 01:08:43 AM

alright alright

this is what I'll do

>going to call
>cry beforehand, good at crying
>say a relative is in the hospital
>will be at hospital for the day

any other idea?