How much does it cost to have someone come and kill you?

The Waifu Master · October 12, 2015, 12:54:29 PM

Curious to see how much I need to save up.

Yu · October 12, 2015, 12:56:07 PM

Walk up to a hobo, give them a gun, give them 100 dollars, easy.

T6 · October 12, 2015, 12:56:47 PM

Just ask any brit

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The Waifu Master · October 12, 2015, 12:57:35 PM

Quote from: Yu on October 12, 2015, 12:56:07 PM

Walk up to a hobo, give them a gun, give them 100 dollars, easy.

don't think most hobos would accept tbh.
Might just go around the north side of town shouting nigger, but I'd rather be found in my home.

Naru · October 12, 2015, 01:01:54 PM

Tree fiddy

DAS B00T x2 · October 12, 2015, 01:03:15 PM

You can just pay me in sex afterwords.

October 12, 2015, 01:03:28 PM

Just kill yourself if you want to die...

The Waifu Master · October 12, 2015, 01:03:57 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 12, 2015, 01:03:15 PM

You can just pay me in sex afterwords.

sounds good.
When is your next opening?

DAS B00T x2 · October 12, 2015, 01:04:36 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on October 12, 2015, 01:03:57 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 12, 2015, 01:03:15 PM
You can just pay me in sex afterwords.
sounds good.
When is your next opening?

Next Wednesday at three.

The Waifu Master · October 12, 2015, 01:05:29 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 12, 2015, 01:04:36 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on October 12, 2015, 01:03:57 PM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 12, 2015, 01:03:15 PM
You can just pay me in sex afterwords.
sounds good.
When is your next opening?
Next Wednesday at three.

what information do you need? Do you want any sweets on the counter?

DAS B00T x2 · October 12, 2015, 01:06:40 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on October 12, 2015, 01:05:29 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 12, 2015, 01:04:36 PM
Quote from: The Waifu Master on October 12, 2015, 01:03:57 PM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 12, 2015, 01:03:15 PM
You can just pay me in sex afterwords.
sounds good.
When is your next opening?
Next Wednesday at three.
what information do you need? Do you want any sweets on the counter?

Name, address, identification phrase of your choosing, and yes please.

TB · October 12, 2015, 01:08:03 PM

Quote from: Yu on October 12, 2015, 12:56:07 PM

Walk up to a hobo, give them a gun, give them 100 dollars, easy.

What's stopping them from just shooting you?
Or just leaving with the money and gun?