How much cum?!

Elegiac · April 06, 2015, 09:51:33 AM

How much cum do you think we can wash away down our sinks and toilets before some sort of Super Mutant evolves and kills us all?

Jet Wave · April 06, 2015, 09:52:19 AM

Elegiac. Asking the important questions.

CK97 · April 06, 2015, 09:52:31 AM

Try it and tell us the results.

Mat Cauthon · April 06, 2015, 09:56:36 AM

Lots and lots.

Verbatim · April 06, 2015, 09:59:51 AM

that's just gross

Girl of Mystery · April 06, 2015, 10:00:36 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 06, 2015, 09:59:51 AM

that's just gross

we all know you drink your own spunk, verb

Elegiac · April 06, 2015, 10:04:46 AM

Look at our world population. I wonder how much spunk washes into the sea.

Luis · April 06, 2015, 10:05:43 AM

hey stop parodying my thread

Big Boss · April 06, 2015, 10:10:25 AM

We need at least 8 gallons of Cillit Bang.

Elegiac · April 06, 2015, 10:22:20 AM

Give it 5 years. We won't even recognise the Super Spunk Mutant. We won't even care. It will be one of us. We'll be seduced by it's smooth features and sexual smell as soon as we see it.

April 06, 2015, 11:04:18 AM

Wait people here fail to taste themselves? Fuk

Epsira · April 06, 2015, 11:27:26 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 06, 2015, 10:22:20 AM

We'll be seduced by it's smooth features and sexual smell as soon as we see it.

I'm moderately enjoying where this is going.

velox · April 06, 2015, 11:29:18 AM

42 gallons

Elegiac · April 06, 2015, 11:33:01 AM

Quote from: Sai on April 06, 2015, 11:27:26 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 06, 2015, 10:22:20 AM
We'll be seduced by it's smooth features and sexual smell as soon as we see it.
I'm moderately enjoying where this is going.

Are you? How's life?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · April 06, 2015, 11:34:51 AM

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Epsira · April 06, 2015, 11:36:30 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 06, 2015, 11:33:01 AM

Quote from: Sai on April 06, 2015, 11:27:26 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 06, 2015, 10:22:20 AM
We'll be seduced by it's smooth features and sexual smell as soon as we see it.
I'm moderately enjoying where this is going.
Are you? How's life?

Terrible.
I hope that monster starts rampaging or reproducing soon.

gats · April 06, 2015, 02:04:01 PM

I freeze mine, one day I'll go to a sperm clinic and change mine for everyone else's. We haven't perfected cloning yet, I need to find clever ways to raise my army.

Epsira · April 06, 2015, 02:45:08 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 06, 2015, 09:51:33 AM

How much cum do you think we can wash away down our sinks and toilets before some sort of Super Mutant evolves and kills us all?

Until something like this congeals?
We'll need to throw in a couple nukes for good measure.

Erives · April 06, 2015, 05:08:52 PM

This truly is a important topic that we must delve into.

Korra · April 06, 2015, 05:10:00 PM

about tree fiddy

Raw Sugar · April 06, 2015, 06:37:05 PM

You guys are all late to this field of research. I've already turned my basement into a lab and successfully created my own personal tentacle monster. We have a... Symbiotic relationship.
My guess is if everyone contributed to creating one and it grew unchecked in our own waste systems, the results could be catastrophic. People would go missing and be taken down below into permanent breeding chambers from which there'd be no return.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · April 06, 2015, 06:47:35 PM

The answer is somewhere in this video:

YouTube

ExodusMae · April 06, 2015, 07:36:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 06, 2015, 10:04:46 AM

Look at our world population. I wonder how much spunk washes into the sea.

Didn't you know that's why the ocean is so salty.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · April 06, 2015, 07:46:06 PM

Quote from: ExodusMae on April 06, 2015, 07:36:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 06, 2015, 10:04:46 AM
Look at our world population. I wonder how much spunk washes into the sea.

Didn't you know that's why the ocean is so salty.

I don't want to believe.

Epsira · April 06, 2015, 07:48:32 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 06, 2015, 06:37:05 PM

You guys are all late to this field of research. I've already turned my basement into a lab and successfully created my own personal tentacle monster. We have a... Symbiotic relationship.

Fascinating... Perhaps you would share your findings with a curious scholar?

April 06, 2015, 07:52:05 PM

Jim · April 06, 2015, 07:53:33 PM

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ExodusMae · April 06, 2015, 08:34:04 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Vargun on April 06, 2015, 07:52:05 PM

Right in the fucking eye. Oh my god. And she keeps smiling. Wow.

PSU · April 06, 2015, 09:19:33 PM

Every time I cum I produce a quart.

Release · April 06, 2015, 11:26:11 PM

I'm picturing a mammoth of a creature prowling the deep maw of the world's sewers