I've saved 2 lives.
A kid was drowning and I pulled him out of the water ( his bitch mother wasn't paying attention)
A girl I know ordered a veggie burger but they gave her a soy burger, she's deathtly allergic to soy. Her throat closed and she started freaking out so I grabbed her epipen out of her purse and administered it
What the fuck, where do you work
I'm a lifeguard lol
Oh kk, that explains the first aid work
There was a shoplifter at the store today