How many of you have been to a strip club?

Kitsune 狐 · December 10, 2015, 05:22:02 PM

I've been to one where there was an all girl side and an all guy side. It was like bisexual heaven.

Nexus · December 10, 2015, 06:14:47 PM

Don't really want to.

Naru · December 10, 2015, 06:45:27 PM

probably wont unless i go to a bachelor party for someones marriage or something

R o c k e t · December 10, 2015, 08:37:12 PM

Only old men go to strip clubs

Luis · December 10, 2015, 08:44:13 PM

Jocephalopod · December 10, 2015, 09:01:20 PM

no, the local strip club looks like some goomba garage and is always under new management due to frequent drug busts.
fun part is every time the place switches owners, the official name of the place gets a bit more ridiculous

think it's going by "blue rhino" nowadays... guess it's sponsored by the propane company.

MyNameIsCharlie · December 10, 2015, 09:03:47 PM

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole
I think I'm losing control

Batch · December 10, 2015, 09:14:45 PM

>Paying to see women naked

Fucking lol.

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MyNameIsCharlie · December 10, 2015, 09:24:25 PM

Quote from: Batch on December 10, 2015, 09:14:45 PM

>Paying to see women naked

Fucking lol.

Have you been to one? It's more than just seeing women naked. It's one of the last places men can loudly comment on how badly they want to fuck that woman right there and not end up on the 10 o'clock news as asshole of the year.

The women are generally pretty hot, they treat you nicely, even if it is insincere. You can be a guy without repercussions.

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MyNameIsCharlie · December 10, 2015, 09:53:15 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on December 10, 2015, 09:32:42 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 10, 2015, 09:24:25 PM
Quote from: Batch on December 10, 2015, 09:14:45 PM
>Paying to see women naked

Fucking lol.

Have you been to one? It's more than just seeing women naked. It's one of the last places men can loudly comment on how badly they want to fuck that woman right there and not end up on the 10 o'clock news as asshole of the year.

The women are generally pretty hot, they treat you nicely, even if it is insincere. You can be a guy without repercussions.
What is internet?

It's VERY different when you are there and they call you by name

Jester · December 10, 2015, 10:33:23 PM

>Wisconsin
>Strips clubs

BECAUSE I JUST LOVE WHITE TRASH HOOKERS

Ingy · December 10, 2015, 11:37:42 PM

Why would you and your bros sit and stare at a girl you can't touch while you all get boners at the same time?

MyNameIsCharlie · December 10, 2015, 11:52:00 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on December 10, 2015, 11:37:42 PM

Why would you and your bros sit and stare at a girl you can't touch while you all get boners at the same time?

I explained that above. It's one of the last places men can just be men. You don't have to worry about saying something sexist out loud and being judged for it.

Omfg.

I just realized I turned into Al Bundy

Ingy · December 10, 2015, 11:58:07 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 10, 2015, 11:52:00 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on December 10, 2015, 11:37:42 PM
Why would you and your bros sit and stare at a girl you can't touch while you all get boners at the same time?
You don't have to worry about saying something sexist out loud and being judged for it.

You don't have to worry about that anywhere

Unless you're a bitch

MyNameIsCharlie · December 11, 2015, 12:01:34 AM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on December 10, 2015, 11:58:07 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 10, 2015, 11:52:00 PM
Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on December 10, 2015, 11:37:42 PM
Why would you and your bros sit and stare at a girl you can't touch while you all get boners at the same time?
You don't have to worry about saying something sexist out loud and being judged for it.

You don't have to worry about that anywhere

Unless you're a bitch

Or have a girlfriend, wife, job, kids...

Nothing important.

Face it, anonymity is the best gift the Internet bestowed on man.

...but you can't pay your monitor $40 and have it rub it's booty on you for three half songs. Until it does, the nudie bar is a bastion of maleness.

Jive Turkey · December 11, 2015, 01:50:33 AM

Fucking lol @ someone like Batch hating on strip clubs and then Decimator Omega liking his post

R o c k e t · December 11, 2015, 02:34:15 AM

Quote from: Jim on December 10, 2015, 02:26:10 PM

I don't support degeneracy, no.

you are degeneracy

Mattie G Indahouse · December 11, 2015, 04:53:40 AM

The nearest one near me has only one decent looking girl. I looked up the place on their website and everybody else looks like their middle age trash.

BC · December 11, 2015, 06:14:58 AM

Nope, and I don't have an interest to

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A salt rifle · December 11, 2015, 07:59:11 AM

Cindy · December 11, 2015, 08:36:40 AM

I've been three times

All three times were boring, tbh. Strip clubs seem pretty fucking pointless.

Dietrich Six · December 11, 2015, 09:33:54 AM

One of the strip clubs near me do special events where they have a porn star come and perform.

My brother is a huge fan of Alexis Texas so we went when she was the headliner.

Nothing really interesting to report, same kind of club atmosphere as most places.
Loud music, strobe lights, and alcohol.

It's fucking freezing cold in there too, I feel bad for the naked ladies.

Alternative Facts · December 11, 2015, 10:59:05 AM

I mean, I've been to a gay bar in Orlando.

Pretty much the same thing.