How many $ and Miles is too much for a booty call?

bzkx · April 10, 2018, 11:39:05 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · April 10, 2018, 11:42:07 PM

1 hour of travel time

bzkx · April 10, 2018, 11:44:48 PM

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Verbatim · April 10, 2018, 11:54:25 PM

what a cringey term

DAS B00T x2 · April 11, 2018, 12:19:51 AM

I've driven three hours round trip to participate in some really niche shit.
But normal ass booty call? You'd be lucky to get me to travel beyond county lines.

MyNameIsCharlie · April 11, 2018, 12:44:09 AM

Quote from: bzkx on April 10, 2018, 11:44:48 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 10, 2018, 11:42:07 PM
1 hour of travel time

By what method? On foot? Car? Bus? Commercial Plane? Bullet train? Orbital Drop?

Whatever is available to you. If you’re going longer than an hour for booty, it better be 1) PHENOMENAL and 2) guaranteed.

April 11, 2018, 12:46:32 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 11, 2018, 12:44:09 AM

Quote from: bzkx on April 10, 2018, 11:44:48 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 10, 2018, 11:42:07 PM
1 hour of travel time

By what method? On foot? Car? Bus? Commercial Plane? Bullet train? Orbital Drop?

Whatever is available to you. If you’re going longer than an hour for booty, it better be 1) PHENOMENAL and 2) guaranteed.

2 we got covered

1 is super super likely cause he hasn't done it before and I'm amazing at BJs

DAS B00T x2 · April 11, 2018, 12:55:44 AM

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

April 11, 2018, 12:56:14 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on April 11, 2018, 12:55:44 AM

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

what funny

MyNameIsCharlie · April 11, 2018, 01:15:39 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on April 11, 2018, 12:46:32 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 11, 2018, 12:44:09 AM
Quote from: bzkx on April 10, 2018, 11:44:48 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 10, 2018, 11:42:07 PM
1 hour of travel time

By what method? On foot? Car? Bus? Commercial Plane? Bullet train? Orbital Drop?

Whatever is available to you. If you’re going longer than an hour for booty, it better be 1) PHENOMENAL and 2) guaranteed.
2 we got covered

1 is super super likely cause he hasn't done it before and I'm amazing at BJs

Dietrich Six · April 11, 2018, 01:20:59 AM

I mean, I drove four hours out of my way for a weekend with my ex so I'm probably not the best person to ask.

Totally random person though, I probably wouldn't go too far.

April 11, 2018, 01:22:12 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 11, 2018, 01:15:39 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on April 11, 2018, 12:46:32 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 11, 2018, 12:44:09 AM
Quote from: bzkx on April 10, 2018, 11:44:48 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 10, 2018, 11:42:07 PM
1 hour of travel time

By what method? On foot? Car? Bus? Commercial Plane? Bullet train? Orbital Drop?

Whatever is available to you. If you’re going longer than an hour for booty, it better be 1) PHENOMENAL and 2) guaranteed.
2 we got covered

1 is super super likely cause he hasn't done it before and I'm amazing at BJs

?

Desty · April 11, 2018, 01:53:50 AM

2000 dollars, I'm that good

Zonda · April 11, 2018, 02:06:02 AM

Make them come to you and spend nothing.

April 11, 2018, 02:07:21 AM

Quote from: Zonda on April 11, 2018, 02:06:02 AM

Make them come to you and spend nothing.

except that's what's happening

Idk why bzk made this thread </3

R o c k e t · April 11, 2018, 02:22:34 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on April 11, 2018, 01:22:12 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 11, 2018, 01:15:39 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on April 11, 2018, 12:46:32 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 11, 2018, 12:44:09 AM
Quote from: bzkx on April 10, 2018, 11:44:48 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 10, 2018, 11:42:07 PM
1 hour of travel time

By what method? On foot? Car? Bus? Commercial Plane? Bullet train? Orbital Drop?

Whatever is available to you. If you’re going longer than an hour for booty, it better be 1) PHENOMENAL and 2) guaranteed.
2 we got covered

1 is super super likely cause he hasn't done it before and I'm amazing at BJs

?

I'm happy for you

Elai · April 11, 2018, 11:41:26 AM

"Yeah haha SecondClass such a weirdo I'm glad I'm not a degenerate like him"

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · April 11, 2018, 12:02:58 PM

>Miles

GTFO with your English measurements.

The Lord Ruler · April 11, 2018, 12:08:08 PM

If it’s out of state it ain’t worth it

maverick · April 11, 2018, 12:14:46 PM

wouldn’t it be funny if this guy is a psychopath and murders class

like if u agree

April 11, 2018, 12:16:37 PM

Quote from: maverick on April 11, 2018, 12:14:46 PM

wouldn’t it be funny if this guy is a psychopath and murders class

like if u agree

everyone is saying this but I'd die for bzk tbh

I wouldnt mind this

The Lord Ruler · April 11, 2018, 03:54:15 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on April 11, 2018, 12:16:37 PM

Quote from: maverick on April 11, 2018, 12:14:46 PM
wouldn’t it be funny if this guy is a psychopath and murders class

like if u agree
everyone is saying this but I'd die for bzk tbh

I wouldnt mind this

Yeah I don’t think anyone else would care either

bzkx · April 11, 2018, 06:28:16 PM

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Aether · April 11, 2018, 09:10:46 PM

256,907 nautical feet

challengerX · April 12, 2018, 04:20:21 AM

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Dietrich Six · April 12, 2018, 04:33:10 PM

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Quote from: bzkx on April 11, 2018, 06:28:16 PM
Quote from: maverick on April 11, 2018, 12:14:46 PM
wouldn’t it be funny if this guy is a psychopath and murders class

like if u agree

Discord has all our chat logs, if I murder him suspicion will go straight to me and I can't fucking make it in mexico.

I'm not cartel material.
yes everybody in Mexico is in a cartel

Nigga, have you been to Mexico?

challengerX · April 12, 2018, 04:58:50 PM

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Dietrich Six · April 12, 2018, 06:35:03 PM

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Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 12, 2018, 04:33:10 PM
Quote from: challengerX on April 12, 2018, 04:20:21 AM
Quote from: bzkx on April 11, 2018, 06:28:16 PM
Quote from: maverick on April 11, 2018, 12:14:46 PM
wouldn’t it be funny if this guy is a psychopath and murders class

like if u agree

Discord has all our chat logs, if I murder him suspicion will go straight to me and I can't fucking make it in mexico.

I'm not cartel material.
yes everybody in Mexico is in a cartel

Nigga, have you been to Mexico?
I'm not sure if the blatant sarcasm just whooshed past you or what

That feel when Chally still doesn't know your sense of humor

challengerX · April 12, 2018, 06:39:23 PM

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Dietrich Six · April 12, 2018, 07:08:34 PM

Quote from: challengerX on April 12, 2018, 06:39:23 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 12, 2018, 06:35:03 PM
Quote from: challengerX on April 12, 2018, 04:58:50 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 12, 2018, 04:33:10 PM
Quote from: challengerX on April 12, 2018, 04:20:21 AM
Quote from: bzkx on April 11, 2018, 06:28:16 PM
Quote from: maverick on April 11, 2018, 12:14:46 PM
wouldn’t it be funny if this guy is a psychopath and murders class

like if u agree

Discord has all our chat logs, if I murder him suspicion will go straight to me and I can't fucking make it in mexico.

I'm not cartel material.
yes everybody in Mexico is in a cartel

Nigga, have you been to Mexico?
I'm not sure if the blatant sarcasm just whooshed past you or what

That feel when Chally still doesn't know your sense of humor
That's because your sense of humor sucks hippo ass

I'll try and dial back the layers of irony for you. smh, gotta dumb it down for ya.