You are literally the personification of reddit.
What does reddit have to do with greetexting?
Not just in regards to this.
For one, there are some pretty funny greentext stories out there.
You also generally behave in a pretty humorless manner, and express what I would describe as frankly anti theistic opinions, and are on the far left of the political spectrum.
These are all traits of some of the more... Notorious subreddits.