the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Faster than greased lightning. Faster than a speeding bullet. Faster than the roadrunner wearing rollerblades. Faster than a teenager under the sheets. Faster than a child can leave their parent's sight in a grocery store. Faster than the speed of scent. Faster than Jimmy John's. Faster than I can decide to skip class on Mondays. Faster than Quick Draw McGraw. Fast enough to turn cereal into breakfast. Fast enough to retroactively kill Amelia Earhart before she took flight. Fast enough to turn straight white males into gay black females. Fast enough waste a few minutes making this post, and fast enough for me to get bored of writing it.
Hi.I haven't seen you post on here in awhile.