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It's a classic tale of a boy raised by wolves. My mother and father abandoned me when I was a baby. Left me in the forest, where some wolves took me in. Only in this case, they was werewolves. Took me in 'cause they couldn't have a child of their own, that's why they didn't kill me. Long story short, the werewolf dad had an affair with my nanny, and my mom caught him. The butthole left us for the nanny. This made momma so upset she killed herself. Suicide by cop. Went to the local precinct on a full moon, turned into a werewolf right there at the station, they had no choice but to kill her. This left me to survive on my own, although quick side note, a family of real wolves did take me in and took care of me a bit. Although, another quick side note, they was a little retarded, so it was more like me taking care of them. They was like that guy, Radio, remember that movie, Cuba Gooding Jr? And then remember the movie Rudy, about the guy (?) walk on at Notre Dame football? I had an idea for a screenplay combining those two films, about a retarded guy who walks on and plays football for Notre Dame. It's called "Rudio". Anyways, I dedicated my life to hunting werewolves, in the hopes that one of them would be my father, so I could avenge my momma.