We adopted a baby jesus only a few months ago and it has already grown accustomed to our butt holes. Normally it takes close to a year before a baby jesus will go fully inside of its owner’s rectum, but ours can do it on command. Mary—my current wife who has sausage-colored hair and a tattoo of a famous basketball player on her right eyeball — calls it a super baby jesus because of this.

      But the ad in the newspaper said nothing about him having super powers at all. I don’t think he would have been given away for free if he did. Super baby jesuses are worth a fortune! The ad was placed by an elderly couple giving away a litter of baby jesuses to anyone who could provide them with a good home. And when they said “a good home” all they really meant was they didn’t want to give them to anyone who would stick them in their butts. But that was no surprise to us. We were well aware that most older members of the community believe it is socially unacceptable to use the baby jesus as a butt plug. They always shout “Jesus is the son of God, not an anal probe!” to people at the adult shops downtown. We decided not to buy a baby jesus at an adult shop. They charge way too much and it can be quite embarrassing to walk out of the store holding a wiggle-crying baby jesus in your arms, trying to keep it quiet inside of its plastic bag. Everyone stares at you in disgust, their mouths dropped open in shock and their eyebrows curled in anger. They know what you’re up to. They know you’re planning on taking the baby of God home to put him in your butt. That’s why most people get them through baby jesus breeders. It’s cheaper and more private.

I'm a masochist, so the second one I guess.

nope I'm a creep

I'm in a plane flying several thousand metres above the iceberg

You wish.

I'm weird at most. Surprising I know.

This list is retardedly inconsistent.

Quote from: Connor on February 05, 2016, 02:31:52 PM

This list is retardedly inconsistent.

I actually agree. Why would tattoos and piercings be considered weird? I mean I have no preference on those but I don't mind them.

Their body, their choice.

this whole list is just talking about the shit you get off to

It's not saying tattoos/piercings themselves are weird

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 05, 2016, 02:46:08 PM

Quote from: Connor on February 05, 2016, 02:31:52 PM

This list is retardedly inconsistent.

I actually agree. Why would tattoos and piercings be considered weird? I mean I have no preference on those but I don't mind them.

Their body, their choice.

this whole list is just talking about the shit you get off to

It's not saying tattoos/piercings themselves are weird

Oh. What if I just don't mind that they are there? Like... I don't care if a person has that on their body or not and I can still get off. Does that make me weird?

Quote from: ❤ SecondClass on February 05, 2016, 02:47:21 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 05, 2016, 02:46:08 PM

Quote from: Connor on February 05, 2016, 02:31:52 PM

This list is retardedly inconsistent.

I actually agree. Why would tattoos and piercings be considered weird? I mean I have no preference on those but I don't mind them.

Their body, their choice.

this whole list is just talking about the shit you get off to

It's not saying tattoos/piercings themselves are weird

Oh. What if I just don't mind that they are there? Like... I don't care if a person has that on their body or not and I can still get off. Does that make me weird?

No. Its specifically referring to if you get off to that in and of itself.

Quote from: ❤ SecondClass on February 05, 2016, 02:55:29 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 05, 2016, 02:52:33 PM

Quote from: ❤ SecondClass on February 05, 2016, 02:47:21 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 05, 2016, 02:46:08 PM

Quote from: Connor on February 05, 2016, 02:31:52 PM

This list is retardedly inconsistent.

I actually agree. Why would tattoos and piercings be considered weird? I mean I have no preference on those but I don't mind them.

Their body, their choice.

this whole list is just talking about the shit you get off to

It's not saying tattoos/piercings themselves are weird

Oh. What if I just don't mind that they are there? Like... I don't care if a person has that on their body or not and I can still get off. Does that make me weird?

No. Its specifically referring to if you get off to that in and of itself.

Okay so I'm still a normalfag then. I mean I guess the only thing that really isn't a private area of a woman that would arouse me are the smooth shaved legs of a woman, but that's really it. I don't understand how people have all this super bizarre fetishes. I especially don't get choking, like I feel like in that heat of the moment, you'd want to breath not cut off your supply of oxygen intake, even for a bit.

who knows how fetishes are formed

I have a decent amount, but they all more or less stem from my masochism

I didn't even make it past romance...

You get off to HTML so you get a free jump to Fallen. Congrats.

What in the world does "trees" mean and why is it worse than everything in "weird"?

i'm weird, do i get a sticker or something

3rd line in the first category...lol
Some people, if you made it to Dolphin status....