Just call them niggers.

It really depends on the person you're trying to insult.

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 13, 2015, 06:23:02 PM

It isn't hard. People get offended by everything these days

I know that, but it seems like usually it's other people who are trying to offend me. So I usually find myself on the receiving end when I am posting on facebook. I will see a post that someone makes and I will call it out, then sometimes a swarm of people will come and reply to me about how I am a moron. What I want to do is be tactical, make sure that instead of them throwing in all the bait at me, I get a ton of people raving at me for how much they hate my guts. That is the ultimate goal.

just post edgy controversial stuff

I make it out as if I'm doing it in a satirical manner when in reality I'm 100% serious

Just be a nice guy loaf

Sarcasm and lots of it. Usually while telling how much of a regurgitating cum dumpster they are.

Sarcasm and lots of it. Usually while telling how much of a regurgitating cum dumpster they are.

Lol

1.) Start a conversation about something they have strong feelings for. You're attacking their feels with offense.

2.) When they say something someone could see as extreme call them out for it.

3.) This is where you begin the assault. Be hypocritical and unyielding. You have to give them reason to justify themselves (this is important later), label them with insulting adjectives and claim they're blowing the issue out of proportion even though you're really the one doing it. It also helps to summarize their points primarily in your retorts. The better you are at this the less work you'll have to do to get their goat.

4.) "Back out" past the point of no return. Pretend you don't want to address the issue because they're [insert adjective] and they've lost their composure, this is where their sense of justification comes in and they can't drop it. Now is the perfect time to make them feel bad.

5.) You've set up this overworked person and made them lose their regular composure; you've unleashed the beast. Now let them look in the mirror. The best part is that you have all the ammo need, and it's all the truth. Using the same tactics you harp on earlier points, but it's now sensible (you've just changed the context to reflect their behavior).

Or you could just ignore them and work on something more useful.

Just alternate between posting liberal and conservative clickbait news to your friends walls.

1.) Start a conversation about something they have strong feelings for. You're attacking their feels with offense.

2.) When they say something someone could see as extreme call them out for it.

3.) This is where you begin the assault. Be hypocritical and unyielding. You have to give them reason to justify themselves (this is important later), label them with insulting adjectives and claim they're blowing the issue out of proportion even though you're really the one doing it. It also helps to summarize their points primarily in your retorts. The better you are at this the less work you'll have to do to get their goat.

4.) "Back out" past the point of no return. Pretend you don't want to address the issue because they're [insert adjective] and they've lost their composure, this is where their sense of justification comes in and they can't drop it. Now is the perfect time to make them feel bad.

5.) You've set up this overworked person and made them lose their regular composure; you've unleashed the beast. Now let them look in the mirror. The best part is that you have all the ammo need, and it's all the truth. Using the same tactics you harp on earlier points, but it's now sensible (you've just changed the context to reflect their behavior).

Or you could just ignore them and work on something more useful.

I'm just gonna quote this to make sure it's always here. This is actually really awesome, thank you so much.

Blunt statements of harsh truth tend to get people riled up.

Blunt statements of harsh truth tend to get people riled up.

We could make a thread of this and stock up on truthful ammunition?

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 13, 2015, 06:47:18 PM

Quote from: Batch on August 13, 2015, 06:40:51 PM

I call them poor.

don't you work in a post office?

>implying that means anything

Nice try Challengdur 2.0

what?

Quote from: Batch on August 13, 2015, 10:37:30 PM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 13, 2015, 06:47:18 PM

Quote from: Batch on August 13, 2015, 06:40:51 PM

I call them poor.

don't you work in a post office?

>implying that means anything

Nice try Challengdur 2.0

You can hardly talk shit when you're a government employee.
Fucking welfare queen.

Welfare?

I earn the money I make, though being a government job does have a nice touch. I dont see that at all as welfare.