How do you prefer your temperature be taken?

MyNameIsCharlie · October 18, 2015, 08:04:06 PM

Up the butt or in the mouth?

October 18, 2015, 08:04:46 PM

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R o c k e t · October 18, 2015, 08:05:35 PM

Whatever makes you stop making threads

MyNameIsCharlie · October 18, 2015, 08:05:43 PM

Quote from: Baha on October 18, 2015, 08:04:46 PM

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ssshhh

CIS · October 18, 2015, 08:07:00 PM

Please kill yourself

The Lord Ruler · October 18, 2015, 08:07:13 PM

Both at the same time

Epsira · October 18, 2015, 08:10:11 PM

Kale chips are delicious, especially when you add sesame seeds and put them over rice.

Dietrich Six · October 18, 2015, 09:47:14 PM

Rectal, always.

Busta Nut · October 18, 2015, 09:47:45 PM

The normal way.

Korra · October 18, 2015, 09:48:04 PM

I'm not falling for this trick, Charles.

N/A · October 18, 2015, 09:48:28 PM

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Anonymous (User Deleted) · October 18, 2015, 10:08:21 PM

Quote from: Baha on October 18, 2015, 08:04:46 PM

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well there's someone i haven't seen in forever

Puro · October 19, 2015, 07:55:19 AM

>implying that I'll fall for this trick

I sense a title change in the near future.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 19, 2015, 07:56:10 AM

With OP's mom

There, I think I'm safe.

Elegiac · October 19, 2015, 07:56:12 AM

Like a supreme albatross.

DAS B00T x2 · October 19, 2015, 07:57:28 AM

The best thermometers are them ear types the doctors always have. They're like, instant, man

BaconShelf · October 19, 2015, 07:58:30 AM

I don't.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 19, 2015, 07:59:05 AM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 19, 2015, 07:57:28 AM

The best thermometers are them ear types the doctors always have. They're like, instant, man

Ive got one like that at home

Elegiac · October 19, 2015, 08:01:18 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 19, 2015, 07:59:05 AM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 19, 2015, 07:57:28 AM
The best thermometers are them ear types the doctors always have. They're like, instant, man
Ive got one like that at home

I keep one on me at all times.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 19, 2015, 08:50:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 19, 2015, 08:01:18 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 19, 2015, 07:59:05 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 19, 2015, 07:57:28 AM
The best thermometers are them ear types the doctors always have. They're like, instant, man
Ive got one like that at home
I keep one on me at all times.

Why? Surely you know you're hot all the time.

Elegiac · October 19, 2015, 08:56:31 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 19, 2015, 08:50:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 19, 2015, 08:01:18 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on October 19, 2015, 07:59:05 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 19, 2015, 07:57:28 AM
The best thermometers are them ear types the doctors always have. They're like, instant, man
Ive got one like that at home
I keep one on me at all times.
Why? Surely you know you're hot all the time.

omfg

clum clum · October 19, 2015, 11:22:18 AM

Why not both?

gats · October 19, 2015, 11:23:21 AM

both at the same time just like how i take dickkk

Casper · October 19, 2015, 12:06:25 PM

I've only ever had it under my tongue.

Nexus · October 19, 2015, 12:08:45 PM

By your ex-wife, like always.

Verbatim · October 19, 2015, 12:09:16 PM

I don't think you could have telegraphed this any harder.

Kitsune 狐 · October 19, 2015, 12:10:22 PM

Under the arm pit.

True Turquoise · October 19, 2015, 12:10:51 PM

wrist

Mat Cauthon · October 19, 2015, 12:13:44 PM

I don't need it taken, I'm always hot.

Spoiler

pffft

MyNameIsCharlie · October 19, 2015, 01:22:49 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 19, 2015, 12:08:45 PM

By your ex-wife, like always.

You might want to get checked out, she's kind of a whore.