How do you like your coffee?

The Hån | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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does this stuff even work?
i like my coffee how i like my women





black.
I was expecting a twist along the lines of "I don't".

nope i'm ate up with jungle fever.


 
 
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Made with hot water, a teabag and green milk.

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Made with hot water, a teabag and green milk.

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punk ass bitch


 
 
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Made with hot water, a teabag and green milk.

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punk ass bitch

RED MILK PEASANT


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
In the trash where it belongs.

Coffee is the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted in my life.


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Like my coffee the way I like my women..
Hot, black, and all over my crotch while driving.
But really I like all the ladies so the metaphor doesn't really work
Then again I guess its a simile since its using the word 'like' to connect the comparing objects
Plus I will sometimes put some milk into the coffee if I have some. Not a lot but enough to take off the edge.
Which I guess the simile-metaphor still works then cuz I have this weird thing for indian girls.
But yeah driving blow jobs are great.
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I like them how I like my women.






Without a penis.


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Like my coffee the way I like my women

Ground into a dust


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I like my sugar with coffee and cream.


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Made with hot water, a teabag and green milk.

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Tea is fucking gross, holy fucking fuck.
Anyways, I like coffee in all ways.


 
 
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Made with hot water, a teabag and green milk.

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Tea is fucking gross, holy fucking fuck.
Anyways, I like coffee in all ways.
Stay pleb.