Really excited! The premise / pitch for episode 1 is below.

After enjoying her retirement in Florida, carving wood, enjoying the white sand beaches, and dancing to old disco, Cassidy Shaw (Carmen Guzynski) gets a call from her nephew Benny in Los Angeles asking for help with his two kids and running his motorcycle/flower shop. With his business failing, his kids growing up without enough attention, and on the brink of losing his patience with the cast of characters he has working in the shop, Benny is going to need all the help he can get from no-nonsense Aunt Cassidy.


When Benny picks up his aunt at LAX in a motorcycle with a sidecar laden with flowers and no room for her luggage, Cassidy knows that she will be in for quite the adventure and challenge. With her unique personality and business acumen that she has acquired over decades, Cassidy is sure to clash once or twice with the wild personalities that Benny has working in the shop. With her boyfriend and soon-to-be fiancé completely in the dark, Cassidy must take swift action to make sure that not only her nephew comes out on top, but that she is able to maintain some semblance of her previously comfortable lifestyle moving forward.

Right now we're still in the crowdfunding stage, but we've also pitched the idea to a few networks. Still waiting on responses but I have high hopes!

PM me for the kickstarter link if you want in on this. The $5,000 tier let's you get an executive producer credit on the show!

is your drug abuse an attempt to age yourself enough to be able to play the role of an old woman at 24

Just link the Kickstarter

Ok, sure

Oh, got it.

Every dollar that goes towards this makes me die a little more inside

This sounds worse than Horsin Around from Bojack, and that was intentionally supposed to be shit

It will be a big hit, just you wait

You are attempting to do a sitcom, a genre that has been so badly raped and beaten to death that it would be almost impossible to be a big success.

Now add on the fact it’s low budget.

You are going to fail and lose money, save yourself the embarrassment.

I already have a preexisting fanbase, we'll draw them over to this new show

Better crowdfund Sep7agon 3.0