How do you eat?

Flee · March 23, 2016, 06:06:19 PM

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Jono · March 23, 2016, 06:07:46 PM

However the fuck I want

Flee · March 23, 2016, 06:08:11 PM

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🂿 · March 23, 2016, 06:08:59 PM

With my HANDS

DAS B00T x2 · March 23, 2016, 06:08:59 PM

Bitch please, I can successfully navigate a 15-piece table set.

Verbatim · March 23, 2016, 06:09:21 PM

>knives

challengerX · March 23, 2016, 06:11:35 PM

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Yu · March 23, 2016, 06:19:17 PM

>no soup spoon
>no salad fork
>no option to switch depending on food item

I see I'm in the presence of a plebeian.

Dietrich Six · March 23, 2016, 06:42:23 PM

Y'all don't switch? What the hell is this world coming to?

Doctor Doom · March 23, 2016, 06:47:06 PM

Cut with the left hand, then move the fork into that hand.

alphy · March 23, 2016, 06:57:41 PM

i only use one hand to eat

so all utensils go in my right hand

Ender · March 23, 2016, 07:15:32 PM

Fork in right knife in left since I'm right handed

Mr. Psychologist · March 23, 2016, 07:40:29 PM

literally everything with chopsticks

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Korra · March 23, 2016, 08:17:43 PM

Little finger pointing up.

Sandtrap · March 23, 2016, 08:46:41 PM

Use fork as makeshift spoon/impaling device as I lift the entire slab of food up and chew it in bits.

i am karjala takaisin · March 23, 2016, 08:48:22 PM

i lather the food all over me and absorb it through my skin

The Lord Ruler · March 23, 2016, 09:49:19 PM

i go back and forth

Word Wizard · March 23, 2016, 10:09:42 PM

I eat with two steel tongs to simulate the life of a crab

March 23, 2016, 10:21:02 PM

pizza

MyNameIsCharlie · March 23, 2016, 10:52:26 PM

I keep the knife in my right, but switch to put it in my mouth. If I'm home or in a relaxed place, I'll cut everything up first and then eat.

Naru · March 23, 2016, 10:55:33 PM

eat it to consume its power.

Mega Sceptile · March 23, 2016, 10:56:35 PM

Ive always chopped and diced with my right hand, even when cooking, and always used forks/tongs with my left.

Solonoid · March 24, 2016, 02:16:33 AM

With chopsticks, mainly.

Ushan · March 24, 2016, 02:33:25 AM

I don't bother with forks.

R o c k e t · March 24, 2016, 02:47:47 AM

I cut with the knife in my left hand, then after done cutting I'll eat with the fork in my left hand.

Black Phillip · March 24, 2016, 06:00:10 AM

Fork in right. I only use the knife when the fork won't cut it.

BaconShelf · March 24, 2016, 06:11:49 AM

I rarely use a knife.

A Cheese Potato · March 24, 2016, 06:52:28 AM

Fork in left even though I'm right handed. Need to make lefty good for something besides masturbating

Super Irish · March 24, 2016, 07:11:58 AM

The polite way, until I'm at home and just cut things with the side of my fork.

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How do you eat / use your utensils?

How do you eat?