I'm not even exaggerating this meme. Like literally HOW do I make an appointment, like why the fuck don't they teach this shit in school? I still use a phone from 1999. I LITERALLY have never used a touchphone. I don't know how to write or post a letter.

MY BOILER IS BROKE AND I NEED IT FIXED WHO DO I CALL AND WHEN?!

How do I pay taxes? Don't look at me. How am I expected to know all this bs if no one ever told me. Is it ok to order two dinners from a menu? Apparently not!

Can I just walk into a bank and ask to open an account, nope. Do people just wikihow everything or am I just retarded?

MY BOILER IS BROKE AND I NEED IT FIXED WHO DO I CALL AND WHEN?!

HELP.
 

I'm not even unironically posting this on a phone though. Like nigga just close your eyes hahaha

Why does everyone toss around the word 'meme' when no memes are involved?

It's a meme on sites like reddit and white people twitter where they go around saying 'le I'm old enough to be an adult but I don't know how to do adult things xDDDDDD' sort of thing.

But in my case, I LITERALLY need my boiler fixed. It's fucking shit up.

like why the fuck don't they teach this shit in school?

Because parents. There's so much shit that you could experience as an adult, and none of it means anything to you as a high schooler, you'd retain nothing.

Whenever I run into problems I don't know how to handle, I just Google it or call my dad.

onionbeetle, please stop using the internet

I'm literally not even saying this for upvotes but I'm not making enough money to keep my ETHER-NET CABLE. Chances are I'll have no internet within 2 weeks.

Quote from: Spooky Scary Grunt on October 27, 2015, 05:31:05 PM

Why does everyone toss around the word 'meme' when no memes are involved?

so youre saying its become a memetic habit to misuse the word meme

...Oddly enough yes. The misuse causes others to misuse it thereby causing the misuse to spread and make itself memetic. Interesting.

But anyway, I'm puzzled as to why so many feel the need to declare every saying a 'meme' when they're not memetic. Or objects, apparently, what with every game being a 'meme game', whatever the hell that is.

No, I don't.

schools don't need to teach you that shit
no one taught me i just winged it

do you talk to people like this in real life or just on the internet to get some weird satisfaction out of it

I was just making sure we were on the same page. So how did it stop working? Is it still able to turn on, but it's not heating anything, or is the entire machine not running whatsoever?

Copper piping burst. Had to buy sandbags off the local fisherman to stop the flooding reaching the downstairs. I'm fucked five ways to sunday.

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I was just making sure we were on the same page. So how did it stop working? Is it still able to turn on, but it's not heating anything, or is the entire machine not running whatsoever?

Copper piping burst. Had to buy sandbags off the local fisherman to stop the flooding reaching the downstairs. I'm fucked five ways to sunday.

Shit man, there's not much you can do about that yourself. You need to turn it off and call someone to reinstall some new piping or just (this is the better option) buy a new hot water heater all together. This thread is about being an adult - but sometimes you just have to replace appliances, that's life.

Quote from: Azumarill on October 27, 2015, 06:28:09 PM

do you talk to people like this in real life or just on the internet to get some weird satisfaction out of it

 I don't talk to people in real life so i don't know. LITERALLY haven't spoken to another person in person for 5 months.

i genuinely pity you.

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 27, 2015, 06:33:41 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on October 27, 2015, 06:28:09 PM

do you talk to people like this in real life or just on the internet to get some weird satisfaction out of it

 I don't talk to people in real life so i don't know. LITERALLY haven't spoken to another person in person for 5 months.

i genuinely pity you.

Likewise fellow memester

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 27, 2015, 05:11:07 PM

like why the fuck don't they teach this shit in school?

Because parents. There's so much shit that you could experience as an adult, and none of it means anything to you as a high schooler, you'd retain nothing.

Whenever I run into problems I don't know how to handle, I just Google it or call my dad.

I disagree. I feel like public schools should teach basic things related to finance at the latter part of high school since you're almost an adult at that point.

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Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on October 27, 2015, 05:33:36 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 27, 2015, 05:11:07 PM

like why the fuck don't they teach this shit in school?

Because parents. There's so much shit that you could experience as an adult, and none of it means anything to you as a high schooler, you'd retain nothing.

Whenever I run into problems I don't know how to handle, I just Google it or call my dad.

I disagree. I feel like public schools should teach basic things related to finance at the latter part of high school since you're almost an adult at that point.

Does your school not offer econ courses?

It did, but Econ and finance are two different things.