I just saved this kid from a bunch of thugs that were gonna take his car. I wish I hadn't. Goddamn he's whiney. He said he lives with his uncle cause his dad died or something. So I'm probably gonna go with that.

Help me have some fun with him, I'll post his reactions.

tell him his dad killed his mom because he thought you were sleeping with her lol

Hmmm.... Maybe convince him his crush is really his long lost sister?

I feel like this is some sort of reference to something.

Convince him you have magic powers or some shit, hitch hike with a trucker, and leave him in the middle of area 51.

. Good...

I bet I can get him to join some anti government movement too

You get your kicks from harassing kids don't you

eat his ass