How do I stock market?

Girl of Mystery · January 21, 2015, 06:32:51 PM

I want 3,000,000 as the smallest amount in my bank too.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 21, 2015, 06:33:15 PM

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Septy · January 21, 2015, 06:33:34 PM

Invest and sell

OysteinAarseth · January 21, 2015, 06:33:47 PM

u should cock market instead.

Tyger · January 21, 2015, 06:33:52 PM

You're fucking funny m8

You'll never have BC* like BC

*boatloads of cash

Mattie G Indahouse · January 21, 2015, 06:34:39 PM

Play GTA 5.

BC · January 21, 2015, 06:35:36 PM

Oh man, if I had $300m...

Girl of Mystery · January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM

BC pls

Super Irish · January 21, 2015, 06:38:16 PM

-Buy the cheap-ass oil now @ around $48 a barrel
-Hold onto the oil until the market inevitably skyrockets
-Wait until it skyrockets (Shouldn't be very long; 2-3 years, probs less)
-Sell when it goes back to $110+.
-Profit.

OR

-Wait longer (2-3 decades)
-Sell when oil is on the tip of scarcity, when it'll be ridiculously expensive but still bought
-Sell when $200+, perhaps more depending on how oil is fluctuating at the time
-MORE PROFIT.

This is of course, the "safe and long" option. There's probably pharmaceutical stuff that would get profits faster, but are more likely to crash. Oil at the moment seems like a sound investment given that we'll be running out soonish, and unless we suddenly develop SMR's and renewable energy technology within the next decade it appears a safe bet.

BC · January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM

BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)

Mattie G Indahouse · January 21, 2015, 06:40:25 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM
BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)

Nigga I played GTA 5. I can always attack them or kill someone to make their stocks go down. Life Invader flopped because of me. I love how my avatar goes so well with this post.

Septy · January 21, 2015, 06:40:35 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM
BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)

What about gold, I've been thinking about investing a lot of my money in gold.

Only gold won't fucking go DOWN and I've been watching the market for two years

Girl of Mystery · January 21, 2015, 06:40:40 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM
BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)

Did someone buy stocks for you?

Mattie G Indahouse · January 21, 2015, 06:41:13 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM

petrol

*gas

Septy · January 21, 2015, 06:42:59 PM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on January 21, 2015, 06:41:13 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM
petrol
*gas

No, petroleum.

When people say a barrel of gas they actually mean petrol.

BC · January 21, 2015, 06:49:28 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 21, 2015, 06:40:35 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM
BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)
What about gold, I've been thinking about investing a lot of my money in gold.

Only gold won't fucking go DOWN and I've been watching the market for two years

I haven't been following gold, nor do I see it as worth my attention.

It's your money, if you feel it's a good investment, pull the trigger

BC · January 21, 2015, 06:49:52 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:40:40 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM
BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)
Did someone buy stocks for you?

Clarify what you mean by that

clum clum · January 21, 2015, 06:53:16 PM

Stocks are a lot like gambling. I think I might get into it some point in the future, though. It's one of the few surefire ways to get rich.

Girl of Mystery · January 21, 2015, 06:53:46 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:49:52 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:40:40 PM
Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM
BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)
Did someone buy stocks for you?

Clarify what you mean by that

Did someone teach you or did someone use your money for you?

TB · January 21, 2015, 06:54:20 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on January 21, 2015, 06:53:16 PM

Stocks are a lot like gambling. I think I might get into it some point in the future, though. It's one of the few surefire ways to get rich.

:^)

DAS B00T x2 · January 21, 2015, 06:55:38 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 21, 2015, 06:40:35 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM
BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)
What about gold, I've been thinking about investing a lot of my money in gold.

Only gold won't fucking go DOWN and I've been watching the market for two years

Gold's too steady. You get better returns on short to mid term investments on silver.

Septy · January 21, 2015, 07:00:33 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 21, 2015, 06:55:38 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 21, 2015, 06:40:35 PM
Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM
BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)
What about gold, I've been thinking about investing a lot of my money in gold.

Only gold won't fucking go DOWN and I've been watching the market for two years
Gold's too steady. You get better returns on short to mid term investments on silver.

From 2000 to 2010 it went from $400 to $1400 If I remember right.

But I doubt it'll ever get that cheap again.

BC · January 21, 2015, 07:28:41 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:53:46 PM

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:40:40 PM
Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 21, 2015, 06:36:08 PM
BC pls

Buy stocks in Tesla.

Buy stocks in a petrol company,

Both are low (I believe Tesla went up and closed $2.00 higher)

When prices of gas bump back up, both stocks go up

(Actual Advice I gave today)
Did someone buy stocks for you?

Clarify what you mean by that
Did someone teach you or did someone use your money for you?

Someone taught me

BrenMan 94 · January 21, 2015, 08:12:52 PM

ITT: Bad financial advice.

When you buy oil you bet against the alternative energy market. Yes, oil will go back up in four/five years, IFF alternative energy solutions don't start taking off before that point.

As for buying gold: The value of gold goes up as faith in the dollar and the market goes down. The economy is in an upswing. Expect gold to either remain stagnant or depreciate in value.

My investments are in Microsoft, Google and Tesla. All are slated to make gains in the coming years (Microsoft bring the riskiest).

BC · January 21, 2015, 08:38:58 PM

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 21, 2015, 08:12:52 PM

ITT: Bad financial advice.

When you buy oil you bet against the alternative energy market. Yes, oil will go back up in four/five years, IFF alternative energy solutions don't start taking off before that point.

As for buying gold: The value of gold goes up as faith in the dollar and the market goes down. The economy is in an upswing. Expect gold to either remain stagnant or depreciate in value.

My investments are in Microsoft, Google and Tesla. All are slated to make gains in the coming years (Microsoft bring the riskiest).

>mfw I said Tesla.

You do realize as oil stock goes up so does Tesla. And when oil goes down so does Tesla.

rC · January 21, 2015, 08:42:27 PM

buy buttcoins

PSU · January 21, 2015, 08:53:16 PM

If you buy stocks in gas, be patient. Its going to stay this low for at least another 9-12 months.

Coomer · January 21, 2015, 08:56:21 PM