How do I handle this woman?

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Force her to have your babies. Then your legacy shall be secured.


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Post pics of her


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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
Post pics of her
This.

For, uh, reasons....


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Dude, don't stick your dick in crazy, and from the sound of it, she's jumping into the deep end with full force.


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Bro don't listen to the people saying not to. This is your time, full force into them suga walls


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Yeah you shouldn't expect that to go anywhere serious.  Have fun with it and post pics.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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No pictures, I still respect people's privacy. She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?) She's too needy and texts me a million times a day and we haven't even met yet. Yeah, more trouble than it's worth even if I did get laid out of it.


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She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?)

We'll be the judge of that.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
No pictures, I still respect people's privacy. She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?) She's too needy and texts me a million times a day and we haven't even met yet. Yeah, more trouble than it's worth even if I did get laid out of it.

I recommend dodging this bullet instead of sleeping with it


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Dang what if Roman fucks her and it turns him into a huge player that pumps and dumps tons of women haha that'd be tight


 
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Easy answer. Back the fuck out. If you want to avoid bullshit then get the fuck out of there.

If you want to follow your dick and balls then let her take you for a ride and when she inevitably ditches you like a discarded sock, say "Doesn't matter, had sex." No bitching allowed if you take the second method.


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Your love gets me so high
Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but if he's going to fuck her then chuck her who cares?
But from my experience girls like this have a tendency to go fucking psycho even if all you did was fuck them. Perhaps she is completely normal, but given how the OP described her I'd be extremely hesitant myself.
Just wanna say that Mordo is completely right here. I ended up having sex with a girl I work with who just came out of a long relationship and she turned full-on psycho. Tried clinging on and locking me down lol


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Hacked his phone here's her pic.



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Don't listen to them Roman. You need some excitement in your life.


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Don't listen to them Roman. You need some excitement in your life.

I know what she's doing, she just wants attention.


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POST PICS


 
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Sounds like you won't even have to take your own pants off...


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"A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, 'You are mad, you are not like us'."
-Saint Anthony the Great
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Roman, how fat is she? I feel like this is a legit question here. Right now though, my imagery is disgusting.


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No pictures, I still respect people's privacy. She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?) She's too needy and texts me a million times a day and we haven't even met yet. Yeah, more trouble than it's worth even if I did get laid out of it.
Yeah, that is what I thought. I'm gonna go through up now.
Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 12:30:26 AM by Nexus


 
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Hacked his phone here's her pic.


holy shit it's gatsby



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Good luck mate.

We're rooting for you.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Good luck mate.

We're rooting for you.

...........we are?


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No pictures, I still respect people's privacy. She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?) She's too needy and texts me a million times a day and we haven't even met yet. Yeah, more trouble than it's worth even if I did get laid out of it.

I recommend dodging this bullet instead of sleeping with it
Fucking cockblocker.


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verb already won this thread guise
Be careful, I hear Verb's cum attacks ovaries and leaves you barren.


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Roman, how fat is she? I feel like this is a legit question here. Right now though, my imagery is disgusting.
With my "investigative skills" I was able to find her instagram account. Yeah, she is too big even for me. I think this made me realize something. I am attractive, and I don't have to settle for fat girls with low self-esteem. Plus she's crazy, she texted me at like 5 this morning and woke me up. Average sized girls are what I should be striving for.
Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 09:10:49 AM by RomanGladiator


 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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