How do I handle this woman?

Not Comms Officer · March 09, 2015, 02:00:37 PM

Force her to have your babies. Then your legacy shall be secured.

Jive Turkey · March 09, 2015, 02:01:23 PM

Post pics of her

Mr. Admirals · March 09, 2015, 02:02:18 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 09, 2015, 02:01:23 PM

Post pics of her

This.

For, uh, reasons....

Mega Sceptile · March 09, 2015, 02:03:37 PM

Dude, don't stick your dick in crazy, and from the sound of it, she's jumping into the deep end with full force.

Jive Turkey · March 09, 2015, 02:04:41 PM

Bro don't listen to the people saying not to. This is your time, full force into them suga walls

Coco · March 09, 2015, 02:07:25 PM

Yeah you shouldn't expect that to go anywhere serious. Have fun with it and post pics.

challengerX · March 09, 2015, 02:10:28 PM

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RomanGladiator · March 09, 2015, 06:45:49 PM

No pictures, I still respect people's privacy. She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?) She's too needy and texts me a million times a day and we haven't even met yet. Yeah, more trouble than it's worth even if I did get laid out of it.

Coco · March 09, 2015, 06:47:03 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 09, 2015, 06:45:49 PM

She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?)

We'll be the judge of that.

R o c k e t · March 09, 2015, 08:18:41 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 09, 2015, 06:45:49 PM

No pictures, I still respect people's privacy. She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?) She's too needy and texts me a million times a day and we haven't even met yet. Yeah, more trouble than it's worth even if I did get laid out of it.

I recommend dodging this bullet instead of sleeping with it

Release · March 09, 2015, 08:28:44 PM

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Dang what if Roman fucks her and it turns him into a huge player that pumps and dumps tons of women haha that'd be tight

Sandtrap · March 09, 2015, 08:34:44 PM

Easy answer. Back the fuck out. If you want to avoid bullshit then get the fuck out of there.

If you want to follow your dick and balls then let her take you for a ride and when she inevitably ditches you like a discarded sock, say "Doesn't matter, had sex." No bitching allowed if you take the second method.

Dopameme · March 09, 2015, 09:01:29 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 11:24:25 AM

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Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 11:17:51 AM
Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but if he's going to fuck her then chuck her who cares?
But from my experience girls like this have a tendency to go fucking psycho even if all you did was fuck them. Perhaps she is completely normal, but given how the OP described her I'd be extremely hesitant myself.

Just wanna say that Mordo is completely right here. I ended up having sex with a girl I work with who just came out of a long relationship and she turned full-on psycho. Tried clinging on and locking me down lol

Word Wizard · March 09, 2015, 09:10:43 PM

Hacked his phone here's her pic.

Jive Turkey · March 09, 2015, 11:03:05 PM

Don't listen to them Roman. You need some excitement in your life.

RomanGladiator · March 09, 2015, 11:13:39 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 09, 2015, 11:03:05 PM

Don't listen to them Roman. You need some excitement in your life.

I know what she's doing, she just wants attention.

maverick · March 09, 2015, 11:55:41 PM

POST PICS

Blazed Iron · March 10, 2015, 12:14:19 AM

Sounds like you won't even have to take your own pants off...

Deleted · March 10, 2015, 12:21:38 AM

When in doubt
use a satchel charge
(ideally in her microwave oven)

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · March 10, 2015, 12:25:12 AM

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Nexus · March 10, 2015, 12:27:14 AM

Roman, how fat is she? I feel like this is a legit question here. Right now though, my imagery is disgusting.

Nexus · March 10, 2015, 12:29:09 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 09, 2015, 06:45:49 PM

No pictures, I still respect people's privacy. She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?) She's too needy and texts me a million times a day and we haven't even met yet. Yeah, more trouble than it's worth even if I did get laid out of it.

Yeah, that is what I thought. I'm gonna go through up now.

Elegiac · March 10, 2015, 12:29:39 AM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on March 09, 2015, 09:10:43 PM

Hacked his phone here's her pic.

holy shit it's gatsby

Sigma617 · March 10, 2015, 12:32:15 AM

Good luck mate.

We're rooting for you.

R o c k e t · March 10, 2015, 12:33:52 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on March 10, 2015, 12:32:15 AM

Good luck mate.

We're rooting for you.

...........we are?

Nexus · March 10, 2015, 12:35:51 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 09, 2015, 08:18:41 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 09, 2015, 06:45:49 PM
No pictures, I still respect people's privacy. She's a bigger girl anyways (did you guys think she would be anything else?) She's too needy and texts me a million times a day and we haven't even met yet. Yeah, more trouble than it's worth even if I did get laid out of it.

I recommend dodging this bullet instead of sleeping with it

Fucking cockblocker.

Nexus · March 10, 2015, 12:38:34 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on March 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM

verb already won this thread guise

Be careful, I hear Verb's cum attacks ovaries and leaves you barren.

RomanGladiator · March 10, 2015, 09:09:57 AM

Quote from: Nexus on March 10, 2015, 12:27:14 AM

Roman, how fat is she? I feel like this is a legit question here. Right now though, my imagery is disgusting.

With my "investigative skills" I was able to find her instagram account. Yeah, she is too big even for me. I think this made me realize something. I am attractive, and I don't have to settle for fat girls with low self-esteem. Plus she's crazy, she texted me at like 5 this morning and woke me up. Average sized girls are what I should be striving for.

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